TEXT BASED ADVENTURE

You lose the case, let Gary get away, and end up getting Jerry in jail. The good news is, the phone did sell on ebay, but only for $500000. Fortunately, It's still enough for you to get a mortgage to a mansion the same size and let you have your business running. Worse than winning the case, though, but certainly enough for you to sustain yourself, so let's just call this a win. Win Count: 3 Death Count: 5 THE END

Who wants to go next?

Say that Gary probably framed Jerry for all of those crimes, watch him break down and attack the judge, fight him with you, the cops, the neighborhood watch guy, and Jerry, kill him, and get your money back, as well as hire Jerry, but nah, you found an easy way to win. Good job.

In my opinion, though, you created the best bad ending ever!

but WAIT !....just when you thought it was over....Gary's GF showed up and asked to see his passport from 13 years ago. Gary , dumbfounded, searched frantically until.... 

No!

Can I go??

Yes.

Actually, you should do it. It's much more fun to play.

Yes

You know what? You can go next!

Okay. Thanks James.

Back in 2007, an area code split somewhere in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean yielded an opportunity to pilfer $ from unsuspecting USA Citizens. After an inticing message was left, to call back from a USA # would trigger a $2500/minute charge into certain AC's.

So one unsuspect, Kitty, called into area code 809. "Domingo" (aka Sunday Silence) answered without a hello (or "Bueno ?" for you all you mixed tongues out there in cyberland). Kitty wanted to know how she could come pick up her $ she was promised she'd receive after returning the call. Domingo, being the bugger he was, began telling her....

...you forgot a pillow. I fight good w/ those........

Staff. it's magic, right?

Poke its eyes.

I steal a sword and use it along with the staff. The sword is called Excalibur. I swipe it against the bear and give it damagee of 75 HP.

No no no, I pick one up from the ground, not from that guy!

I just drink coffee...

There is! My friend magician John Mandrake has summoned it from the ground. I also ask him to summon 8 of the strongest Jinn, plus two Afreets (a very strong type of Jinn) which he does succesfully.

Grab my cell phone and call Jerry (good thing I bring my phone everywhere!)