I don't want to go. I'm tired of taking over.
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WHY CAN'T ARJUN GO? IS HE BUSY? WHY IS HE NOT POSTING?
I tell Chuck Norris that Robert wants to challenge him to a game of chess. I tell Chuck that I think Chuck will win, easily, because he is Chuck Norris and no one even knows who Robert 09053141529 is.
But...
Oct 19, 2015
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I ask it (nicely) to laugh.
Maybe it just hasn't developed laughing skills yet?
Oct 19, 2015
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I force Arjun to tell me what we have to do to make him laugh :)
Candy dragon time!
Force chuck to do random stuff
Make Chuck do more random stuff
Force Chuck to kiss the baby!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WHAT WAS THE WHOLE POINT OF ALL THAT? THAT WASN'T A STORY! WHY DOES CHUCK DYING END THE STORY? WHAT IS ALL OF THIS? WHY AM I WASTING MY LIFE? STUPID! STUPID! STUPID!
I'm going next.
Pepsi has released a new soda! You buy it, but it has cursed you, erasing all of your memories of the English language, leaving you with nothing but Latin! Unfortunately, to get U.S. citizenship, (all this time you weren't a U.S. citizen) you need to take an English test! Question 1: (an interpreter is reading this aloud to you) What is latrunculorum in English? What do you put?
Where is Arjun? How about James goes?