That one time I nearly DIED - Chess Forums

CommanderCatty

6 days ago

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#1

Ok so when I was like 10, I went down a cul-de-sac on a bike. And then a f**king car hit me and was barely able to walk for about 2 weeks.
Da f**kin end.

Pasta_AlPesto

6 days ago

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#2

Bro everytime I open otf there is a thread of yours in the first page😭

CommanderCatty

6 days ago

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#3

I’m too autistic to avoid

max_arsenal012

6 days ago

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#4

#3 this guy….

CommanderCatty

6 days ago

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#5

I am autistic tho

Pasta_AlPesto

6 days ago

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#6

Also why is your pfp that guy from papers please

CommanderCatty

6 days ago

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#7

#6 It’s so random it’s funny to me

NIVEK1000

6 days ago

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#8

Funny story...too bad the car didn't finish the job...

CommanderCatty

6 days ago

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N2014E

6 days ago

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#10

I nearly died too. You see I can’t swim, and I was at the pool learning to but I was bad at it. Then, my mom told me to go to the 4ft area and I followed her, but she thought we were at 4 ft but we were actually 4’8” ft. And then I started drowning. My mom thought I was jk, and to make things worse we were RIGHT INFRONT of the damn lifeguard. Finally, I got to my sense and swam/ acted like a mermaid and got to safety. Then I got chewed out by my mom and then I explained and then she said sorry

The end

Btw you HAVE to know how to swim 🫩😞

CommanderCatty

5 days ago

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#11

This was a weird story we has