The Ashes 2023

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1st Test : Australia beat England by 2 wickets.

2nd Test - The Aussies are Lyon in wait on a Green pitch. To make a Broad and Starc assesssment, the Poms will have to block it and Duckett, they don't know whether they're Cummins or going - they are Rooted - no Tongue in cheek, even the Pope couldn't save them now. Australia are sCarey and will Head to the next Test 2-0 up. trophies

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Lyon is a town in France.

Vive la France !

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At the end GB will be out for a duck.down the.line.

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England need another 257 runs - Australia need 6 wickets. Going into the last day, the Aussies must be favourites. trophies

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What the heck are the ashes ! 🤷‍♂️…..ain’t never heard of that before !
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That's a wicket thing to do Abiff.cry

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Leg before wicket ?

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I hope you guys have run out of puns. happy.png

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What's your choice silly mid off or silly mid on ?

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That was a slip of the tongue.

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That has no appeal, you're long on words, but I'm at the point of no return. happy.png

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Woolly’s been stumped by that post ! 🙀
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You mean it’s your bedtime ! 😾
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As you know cat’s are nocturnal beasts, which means that Woolly will be around for awhile longer ! ✌️😹
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As Woolly would know, one more wicket and the Aussies are into the tail.

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I'm supporting England lol

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Just a few more bounces, and we’ll have the kangaroos 🦘 pleading for mercy ✌️😎
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* bouncer’s *
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HiramHolliday wrote:

So does our Nation, financially.🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

And a lot of other nations to your detriment.Also the scum of Westminster are not slow to come forward to pocket a lot of the balance I rest my case Abiff

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Australia beat England to win the 2nd Test by 43 runs. 2-0 up in the series.

Stokesy played a brilliant innings, The Lords crowd were booing the Aussies, Bairstow walked out of his crease down the pitch to go shopping and was run out, the polite MCC Members were reported for bad behaviour, Broad was unhappy after being continually bounced, apparantly forgetting that the Poms bowled 4 consecutive hours of bouncers the day before - it's all happening and just another fun day of cricket! trophies