The Breeze Gnostics

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sawdof

We're witnessing a schism among the breeze gnostics, those who claim to have special knowledge of @breezehappysquirrel. It's a lucrative business, this faith stuff.

@senankeogh - he's got her email and special powers that keep baby at bay

@zachgod07 - breeze speaks through him but you'll have to dm him for the deets

@WTFrickenA - telepathically knows that baby has kidnapped breeze and yet believes she has access to her account

@baby_whatever - all he wanted was a premium account, so why not?

There aren't many more slots for apostles, and they're filling up quick. So ...

Name your claim to fame

get on the list, just the same.

No shame.

It's never lame,

even if it's baby to blame.

Edits:

Newly discovered apostles:

@BoardMonkey - communicates telepathically with breeze as well. it's a gd miracle!

sawdof
basixTheSwexy wrote:
Bwoohoo?

Zactly.

When the leader leaves, it's an opportunity as well.

Paz_Hobbitt12
Wait a moment...You said WTFFrickenA telepathically knows that baby head kidnapped breeze? 🤣🤣🤣
Paz_Hobbitt12
#3. Woo hoo then 😂
sawdof
Paz_Hobbitt12 wrote:
Wait a moment...You said WTFFrickenA telepathically knows that baby head kidnapped breeze? 🤣🤣🤣

And he repeats it on every other post.

Probably related to the 5G towers somehow.

Paz_Hobbitt12
#6. 😂😂
sawdof
basixTheSwexy wrote:
Oh yes. Any post with breeze or baby he will say something about it. And he calls him babysh_t

Baby obviously needs diapers short term and potty training long term

ZattirfVuli

You'd have a good career in journalism or advertising.

Paz_Hobbitt12
Ok, so I claim my name to fame, can I get on the list? Xd
Chirpbird
Thank you for making a sick person laugh.

They all mean well though. Except baby!
sawdof
Paz_Hobbitt12 wrote:
Ok, so I claim my name to fame, can I get on the list? Xd

Yes, yes. Any floods, famine, drought, hurricane would be appreciated.

Paz_Hobbitt12
#14. 😂 ok. I'm on the list or not. Lol.
sawdof
Paz_Hobbitt12 wrote:
#14. 😂 ok. I'm on the list or not. Lol.

But you must have special knowledge (not biblical) of her - a message or premonition or something.

Paz_Hobbitt12
#17. I'm sure baby not kidnapped breeze, and breeze its just banned for something that Zach knows, and she will be back for sure, with her old account or a new one. I know this is true. It is sufficient?
sawdof
Paz_Hobbitt12 wrote:
#17. I'm sure baby not kidnapped breeze, and breeze its just banned for something that Zach knows, and she will be back for sure, with her old account or a new one. I know this is true. It is sufficient?

But then you're an apostle of Zach, not breeze. We need claims of direct contact. Just a claim, come on it's not that difficult

sawdof
basixTheSwexy wrote:
She’s not kidnapped and she’ll be back soon. Relax.

TICCPROW we shall not relax

Paz_Hobbitt12
#20. I DMed with breeze too. I remember she said: if someone make disgusting threads, they deserve that she say to they "horrible creatures". That was a little hypocritical, because she was not like that to baby.
A weeks later, baby blocked her on a thread and she said to me: "please tell baby to unblock me".
A few days ago, in an account named "BreezeTheStorm" she said: I'm happy to be back but I'm waiting to get back my old account"
There are not a kidnap. She never said nothing about that. Ok? Sufficient now?
Paz_Hobbitt12
#34. 😂 At least I'm not one of them
sawdof
Paz_Hobbitt12 wrote:
#20. I DMed with breeze too

DM isn't sufficient I'm afraid. It has to be outside chess.com. email, twitter, fb, telepathy, whatever.

sawdof
basixTheSwexy wrote:
She’s obviously not kidnapped lmao

Get thee behind @WTFrickenA! He's clairvoyantly seen her tied to a pink bed with green straps, I tell ya!