The Breeze Gnostics

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#203 haha forgive my punctuation
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Arise again apostles! Like yeast shalt thou maketh bread that shalt be broken with the community for the breeze will stop blowing through these valleys.

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Oh wise sawbunny. Ye are the appointed igneous 🪨 rock of the church! Ye have gathered the apostles in an upper room to receive the way of the Breeze. Blessed be her and her comings and goings. Blessed be the breeze, our windy benefactor!
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More breeze gnostics have emerged!

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/from-breeze

So much secret knowledge! Even doge is intrigued.

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Some have turned Judas

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/what-u-wont-believe-is-writed-here?page=2

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The powers of a crystal ball, are not to be sneezed at ! ✌️😎
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Those who have betrayed breeze akin to Judas will be judged by her upon her return!!!
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Amen to that ! ✌️😎
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Breh how didn't I get on the apostles list

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Oh it was made when I joined nvm

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chesssblackbelt wrote:

Breh how didn't I get on the apostles list

Oh it was made when I joined nvm

No no. There is no time limit. As long as you have secret knowledge of anything breeze, you're in, just like a breeze.

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Can I be John the baptist so I can splash water on everyone

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This thread is enough to give anyone a stiff neck ! 🤨
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Woolly-Da-Bully123 wrote:
This thread is enough to give anyone a stiff neck ! 🤨

Sometimes staring at the phone is just not enough

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chesssblackbelt wrote:

Can I be John the baptist so I can splash water on everyone

Sure but you need to demonstrate secret knowledge. Tell us you saw an image of breeze on toasted bread!

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I will baptise you and take the pain away

(Is this how it goes in the bible idk anything about it)

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Hey woolly remember me
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I’m a 2021 og
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My cat is snoring so loud wtf

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It’s all this breeze that’s giving Woolly the stiff neck ! 😾
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