The Breeze Gnostics

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sawdof wrote:

We're witnessing a schism among the breeze gnostics, those who claim to have special knowledge of @breezehappysquirrel. It's a lucrative business, this faith stuff.

@senankeogh - he's got her email and special powers that keep baby at bay

@zachgod07 - breeze speaks through him but you'll have to dm him for the deets

@WTFrickenA - telepathically knows that baby has kidnapped breeze and yet believes she has access to her account

@baby_whatever - all he wanted was a premium account, so why not?

There aren't many more slots for apostles, and they're filling up quick. So ...

Name your claim to fame

get on the list, just the same.

No shame.

It's never lame,

even if it's baby to blame.

Edits:

Newly discovered apostles:

@BoardMonkey - communicates telepathically with breeze as well. it's a gd miracle!

Grow up lil bro

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who?

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VerifiedChessYarshe wrote:
Sir_TrashPanda wrote:
Mittens742689 wrote:

#814 again,violation of the chess.com guidelines.i recommend you to behave or it might lead to a mute or getting your account closed.anyways gth, thats shortening for go to Hungary not something else you thought i meant ofc. #815 the truth is that i were having a friendly conversation with basix before he suddendly interrupted with chess.com guidelines inappropriate messages

Wake up child, and learn the errors of your ways...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USdUSgf4QI4

Learn not to depend on the system for your advantage

What "system" and "advantage" are you referring to?

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Mittens I don’t know why you are picking up a fight with sawdof and trash
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Sir_Trashpanda

Learn not to depend on the system for your advantage

What system and advantage are you referring to?

Fancy texts. You are truly HIM.

Anyways system is Chess.com moderation.

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If you are relaxing really then sleep lol
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Mittens742689 wrote:

will get muted tomorrow ,you

Oh no!

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You and a nice tournament
Just sleep with those pleasant memories

Log off!
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So crazy the OP is an adult and is debating with kids that has no rational. it can't be different to Sir Panda too. Their life is chess.com.

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Mittens what im gonna be muted for? Hurting your feelings 😭😭💀

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#841 A former cheater bragging is sad 💀

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Mittens742689 wrote:

#842 I do not cheat 😾

Prove it!

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I remember an account named Mittens with some random numbers and was banned for fair play 💀💀

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@Mittens742689 Wow. 3 posts to express one thought. Impressive...

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yeah yeah whatever

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951 ? 💀💀

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VerifiedChessYarshe wrote:

So crazy the OP is an adult and is debating with kids that has no rational. it can't be different to Sir Panda too. Their life is chess.com.

Do tell us more

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#1 Boohoo
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#853 Bro spoke to the future 💀

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#848 I also remember
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