The Dark Humor Forum

I saw an orphan taking a family photo

I guess you could say ot was a self portrait

Yea

I slapped an orphan and they cried. What r they gonna do, tell their parents??

I searched for the orphanage online but...No Homepage

I have a challenger then eh?

OKAY I DONT GET EHY SO MANY PEOPLE HATE HITLER LIKE HE DID KILL HITLER AFTER ALL

I was scared of the dentist. He was a pedophile so that begs the question, how many fillings did he give me?

My girlfriends dog died and that made her very upset. So I got her an identical one. Then she yelled at me: “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs!?”

What starts with m and ends is arrage??

Miscarriage

Don't be racist. Racism is a carme. And crimes are for blck people (i feel this is too racist so don't be offended)

Whats black, white and red all over??

Penguin in a blender?

(Really sorry penguin fans.)

So THIS old jewish man who has Had the toughest of lifes wins millions in the lottery. The First Thing He does with IT IS having a Giant Solid Gold Statue of Adolf h. Build. THIS Makes international News and causes an outrage in the jewish Community Worldwide. Finally one Journalist asks the man :" y would U build a Statue of Adolf h of all ppl and after all He did to your ppl??!!" The man Rolls Up His sleeve and says :" Well, He gave me the Winning Numbers!!" ( Yes I know Holocaust is Not a joke )

"one man's waste is another man's treasure" is a terrible way to learn you are adopted

The burning yellow orb in the sky burns me to ash, so I'm stuck inside until nightfall 😏

IT Has been three years since I Last SAW my Mom. Every day she threatens to Take my Hearing too If I don't behave

The voice in my head tells me lots of things.