the deep basement of spam

yes, it is I.

I. doctor spam.

in 1933 i found a wastebasket of national health service paper trash. what is this i configured ?

four years later i developed from a berlin blueprint a machine which allowed me to send messages thru the world.  it was a beauty.  i put pink flowers around the machine and named it "betty"..(bettymyspamenigmayoubetitis...{ we germans love to put words together to make longer more meaningful words }...

so....from a keller in hiedelberg, in 1933, spam was created ( but then the canadian consul who was sleeping iwth my aunt hilda, stole the word and made it into a canned ham item which you call SPAM. )..

BUT BOTH BECAME UNIVERSALLY UGLY....HATED.

in den Keller rutschen {oder} fallen

Anywho , don't like SPAM!

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