The duck will make us pay taxes!

Really, dubious_duck is saying that he will start a revolution on chess.com. I assure you, this is actually true!

However, I know the duck's true plan. Duck's have and like bills, so when he completes the revolution, he will charge us thousands of dollars in taxes!

He will say that this is all in the name of the "revolution", but in reality, he will steal everything for himself and will become a many-billed duck!!!

In case you want to see a revolution, but don't want any taxes, vote for me!!!!

You sound like you are twelve.  But I laughed.

It's supposed to sound like that. I'm trolling...

Alkaline battery meltdown

I think taxis would be a good thing

Why are you always talking about Dubious-duck?

Why not, while ever we are talking about the Duck, we are leaving someone else alone, lol

GOVERNMENTS SHOULD BE ABOLISHED.

ANARCHY!

DEATH TO THE DUCK!

That escalated quickly

It seem that we are now at deffcon1

violence never solved anything except the lack of violence

With his carefree insults, he's not likely to win lol. 

you are finding being a duck wannabe brain taxing, thats all.

Q: At what time does a duck wake up? A: At the quack of dawn. Q: What do you call a cat that swallows a duck? A: A duck-filled-fatty-pus Q: Did you hear about the duck with a drug problem? A: He was a quackhead. Q: What do you call a duck that steals? A: A robber ducky. Q: What did Detective Duck say to his partner? A: "Let's quack this case!" Q: What did the duck say when he dropped the dishes? A: "I hope I didn't quack any!" Q: What did the duck say when the waitress came? A: Put it on my bill! Q: What did the blonde replace her rooster with a duck? Q: What do you get when a duck bends over? A: It's Buttquack Q: Why are ducks bad drivers? A: Their windshields are qwacked. Q: How do ducks talk? A: They don't You Quack. Q: Did you hear about the duck who thought he was a squirrel? A: It was one tough nut to quack. Q: Did you hear about the bird that couldn't pass environmental legislation? A: He was a lame duck. Q: What do ducks get after they eat? A: A bill! Q: What happens when a duck flies upside down? A: It quacks up 

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