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EndgameEnthusiast2357
Iam2busy wrote:
EndgameStudier wrote:

I'm sure there are thousands of each. U think I'm gonna post every single one? Next time, I'll post 10 just to satisfy your skeptical ass 

CATS WILL EAT YOU WHEN YOU DIE – When people living alone with pets unexpectedly die, the pets become hungry. Most carnivores will eventually resort to eating their owners, but an expert has claimed a cat will get there quicker.
CATS DELIBERATELY IGNORE YOU – A study found that while most cats recognise their owner’s voice and their own name, just ten per cent will respond to it.
CATS THINK THEY OWN YOU – When a cat rubs itself against your legs, it is not saying it loves you. It is leaving its scent to inform other cats that you are its territory.
CATS CAN MANIPULATE YOU – By making a purr sound mixed with a high-pitched cry, cats imitate a human baby, pushing certain buttons in our brains. Scientists believe cats exaggerate cries to get things from their owner, usually food.
CAT POO IS TOXIC – Cat faeces can contain a parasite that causes a disease called toxoplasmosis. Most victims get flu-like symptoms but it can be fatal in people with weakened immune systems.

That's why cats are better! They think for themselves. Dogs have owners, cats have staff

EndgameEnthusiast2357

You don't see cats on leashes lol

Oldgilbey

Logan-Paul wrote:

   

Another attention seeker... that all you could think of to get on the forum.

chachamf

what if I told you that it doesn't rotate

EndgameEnthusiast2357

Nah, less insane, but the sun rises and sets and hurricanes spin for some reason so...

XemeNode

Prove it, buddy

Iam2busy
EndgameStudier wrote:
Iam2busy wrote:
EndgameStudier wrote:

I'm sure there are thousands of each. U think I'm gonna post every single one? Next time, I'll post 10 just to satisfy your skeptical ass 

CATS WILL EAT YOU WHEN YOU DIE – When people living alone with pets unexpectedly die, the pets become hungry. Most carnivores will eventually resort to eating their owners, but an expert has claimed a cat will get there quicker.
CATS DELIBERATELY IGNORE YOU – A study found that while most cats recognise their owner’s voice and their own name, just ten per cent will respond to it.
CATS THINK THEY OWN YOU – When a cat rubs itself against your legs, it is not saying it loves you. It is leaving its scent to inform other cats that you are its territory.
CATS CAN MANIPULATE YOU – By making a purr sound mixed with a high-pitched cry, cats imitate a human baby, pushing certain buttons in our brains. Scientists believe cats exaggerate cries to get things from their owner, usually food.
CAT POO IS TOXIC – Cat faeces can contain a parasite that causes a disease called toxoplasmosis. Most victims get flu-like symptoms but it can be fatal in people with weakened immune systems.

That's why cats are better! They think for themselves. Dogs have owners, cats have staff

Stuck-up snobs, that's what they are. You're not it's owner, you're it's servant!

And apparently, you like it.

Dogs actually care about you. They're loyal, they'll protect you, they'll play with you and they'll always try to do their best for you.

Cats don't care who you are, as long as you feed them, they'll be "your pet"

And who knows how many owners that cat might have!

Iam2busy

 

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Witkrag

I tawt I taw a puddy tat a kweeping up on Cottonfrock... Tweety Pie eat your heart out.....grin.png

EndgameEnthusiast2357

what is this crap! Cats are loving animals! My mom's cat stayed with her one time when she was sick. Cats will protect babies, walk through flames to rescue all 6 of her kittens from a burning building one by one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpHA0QcCtZ8

Iam2busy
EndgameStudier wrote:

what is this crap! Cats are loving animals! My mom's cat stayed with her one time when she was sick. Cats will protect babies, walk through flames to rescue all 6 of her kittens from a burning building one by one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpHA0QcCtZ8

It's a matter of who they're trying to save.

Walking through fire to save kittens, that's brave no doubt, but it's for her kittens. She cares about her kittens. Who knows how much they care about you. Yeah, sure, they might care about you a bit since you feed them, but that's about it.

Your Mom's cat stayed with her while she was sick? So what? Dogs do the same. And they always do it.

Plus, the cat might have just wanted something from her.

Iam2busy
LectricLord wrote:
Iam2busy wrote:
EndgameStudier wrote:

I'm sure there are thousands of each. U think I'm gonna post every single one? Next time, I'll post 10 just to satisfy your skeptical ass 

CATS WILL EAT YOU WHEN YOU DIE – When people living alone with pets unexpectedly die, the pets become hungry. Most carnivores will eventually resort to eating their owners, but an expert has claimed a cat will get there quicker.
CATS DELIBERATELY IGNORE YOU – A study found that while most cats recognise their owner’s voice and their own name, just ten per cent will respond to it.
CATS THINK THEY OWN YOU – When a cat rubs itself against your legs, it is not saying it loves you. It is leaving its scent to inform other cats that you are its territory.
CATS CAN MANIPULATE YOU – By making a purr sound mixed with a high-pitched cry, cats imitate a human baby, pushing certain buttons in our brains. Scientists believe cats exaggerate cries to get things from their owner, usually food.
CAT POO IS TOXIC – Cat faeces can contain a parasite that causes a disease called toxoplasmosis. Most victims get flu-like symptoms but it can be fatal in people with weakened immune systems.

CATS ARE KAWAII- nuff said. therefore, cats are superior

Nope. Only kittens look cute. Adult cats have a resting grumpy face, and a grumpy attitude to suit the face.

EndgameEnthusiast2357

Big cats are Tigers, big dogs are wolves. Tigers easily defeat wolves. Case closed.

Iam2busy

Ha ha ha!

Tigers aren't the same as cats. Dogs aren't the same as wolves.

You mean to tell me that most dogs are afraid of cats? Laughable.

Even kids know. Ever watched Tom and Jerry?

EndgameEnthusiast2357

Cats can Run 75mph. Beat that.

Iam2busy

Really huh?

 

Jokes aside, you're talking about cheetahs, not house-cats.

 

Ever heard of sled dogs? They go for the Iditarod Race in Alaska, which spans around 1,770 km. They can complete it in as little as 9 days. All in temperatures as low as -40 degrees fahrenheit.

Beat that happy.png

 

EndgameEnthusiast2357

A cat can't hurt you. A dog can bite your neck open.

Iam2busy

Haven't heard a stupider statement before.

Cats will always be the one to strike first.

Dogs only hurt you if you're disturbing it.

And cats can cause injuries.

Hey, guess what you cheetah does? grin.png

 

You can't keep making random statements that keep getting debunked over an over and over again wink.png

JustOneUSer
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1. Dogs are also carnivores, and many animals don't eat their owner to survive (which would be perfectly fine with me, I'm dead, it might as well survive), instead many starve.
2. Mine looks at me any time I say his name, although he will only come if he has a reason to. I'm sure some dogs are the same.
3. And that they can't attack you or your cat will defend you. They are telling other cats to back off. Other studies suggest this is because cats also do this to their own family members and are excepting you as their family.
4. So what? They purr to mimic babies? That's smart. Dogs bark and wail and scream for hours at very high pitched voices. Dogs do the same.
5. Toxoplasmosis is everywhere, in dogs as well.

At least cats don't maul so many people to death (a few children a year, compared to hundreds from dogs and millions of attacks.
And cats don't give you rabies much.