The FIRST step to immortality

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You have to start hating humanity, if you don't already.

That's the first step to immortality. 

That's where you have to start.

That's where vampires & werewolves start.  And that's where you have to start.

That's John Bear style wink

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Eh ! 🤷‍♂️
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or you can just buy a microtransaction to extend your character’s life by 10 years

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Consider it done

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Lol
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Second step:
Eat pomegranates every single day for 40 days. This habit is known as the lent
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Na, the SECOND step should be becoming a vampire.

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