THE FUNNIEST CLEAN JOKES EVER

WHAT DO YOU CALL A FAT PSYCHIC?

A FOUR CHIN TELLER...

Have you ever heard of that movie constipation?

it never came out...

hahahaha...

thanks.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? 

Nacho cheese...lol

what do you call a person that doesnt fart in public? 

a private tutor..

Asked my wife if she has a sense of humour, she said she must have, she married me.😳

Winner of the 1983 worst joke of the week:

What do you call a boy who was born with no legs?

Neil. 

what do you call a fat computer?

Adele.

What do you call a person who puts rat poison in another person's breakfast?

A cereal killer.

How do you make a rabbit stew?

Keep him waiting for hours before you feed him.

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What do you call a cowboy with no legs?   

A low down bum!

What do you call a hungry housecat?

A better mousetrap.

Car Park Crime is wrong on so many levels.

Why is there only one monopoly commission?

I knew my mother-in-law was coming for the weekend when the rats starting throwing themselves on the traps.

The angry computer says to the other computer:  "byte me". 

               Two cannibals are eating a clown.  One cannibal says, "Does he taste funny to you"??