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The funniest thing happened to me today. So, I was in my bathtub drinking my chair and my pet giraffe teleported to me saying that she was sad with a huge smile on his eyebrow so I got upset and confused so then I took the fire hamster to the foot dentist's office, because he was in good health and so I drank him and I froze water but it turned into orange juice. But then my pet giraffe reminded me that the kangaroo is on fire so then I extinguished it with a cigarette lighter and that solved the problem. but then my aunt, Malinda threw a hot so I cured that by ordering Uncle Adnilam to catch a cold. And then I remembered that I still haven't powered my macbook so I put it in the refrigerator and poured some cranberry soda pop fizz soda thingamajigger on it. and then a vampire told me that this was a stickup so I put the stick down. And we all lived happily ever after.

Until one day there was a cyclops that accidentally had two eyes. So then I told her that she could just be a biclops and then she was happily angry. And she shot a laser beam at me but it missed and then hit her own left eye and bounced onto her right eye and then she was very upset because now she was a noclops So then she sued me and i threw darth vader's lightsaber at the cyclops but then my pet giraffe Casey reminded me that violence is wrong so I threw her out the window because I saw that in a meme but then the meme died, so Casey bounced back into the house. And then knocked my eye out so then I was a cyclops and the former cyclops was a noclops so that was amusing.

The end.

 

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no

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i ate a drink and drank a food

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horse

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ducc is pog

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hamburger

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did you copy that from PHOODU on tiktok?

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tiktok stinky

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ukrainiandude wrote:

did you copy that from PHOODU on tiktok?

eww imagine using tiktok

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1e4c6_O-1 wrote:
ukrainiandude wrote:

did you copy that from PHOODU on tiktok?

eww imagine using tiktok

CRINGGGGG

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1e4c6_O-1 wrote:

The funniest thing happened to me today. So, I was in my bathtub drinking my chair and my pet giraffe teleported to me saying that she was sad with a huge smile on his eyebrow so I got upset and confused so then I took the fire hamster to the foot dentist's office, because he was in good health and so I drank him and I froze water but it turned into orange juice. But then my pet giraffe reminded me that the kangaroo is on fire so then I extinguished it with a cigarette lighter and that solved the problem. but then my aunt, Malinda threw a hot so I cured that by ordering Uncle Adnilam to catch a cold. And then I remembered that I still haven't powered my macbook so I put it in the refrigerator and poured some cranberry soda pop fizz soda thingamajigger on it. and then a vampire told me that this was a stickup so I put the stick down. And we all lived happily ever after.

Until one day there was a cyclops that accidentally had two eyes. So then I told her that she could just be a biclops and then she was happily angry. And she shot a laser beam at me but it missed and then hit her own left eye and bounced onto her right eye and then she was very upset because now she was a noclops So then she sued me and i threw darth vader's lightsaber at the cyclops but then my pet giraffe Casey reminded me that violence is wrong so I threw her out the window because I saw that in a meme but then the meme died, so Casey bounced back into the house. And then knocked my eye out so then I was a cyclops and the former cyclops was a noclops so that was amusing.

The end.

Are you Mister_Mcchess in lichesss? He claims that your him

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Dark_Knight_50 wrote:
1e4c6_O-1 wrote:

The funniest thing happened to me today. So, I was in my bathtub drinking my chair and my pet giraffe teleported to me saying that she was sad with a huge smile on his eyebrow so I got upset and confused so then I took the fire hamster to the foot dentist's office, because he was in good health and so I drank him and I froze water but it turned into orange juice. But then my pet giraffe reminded me that the kangaroo is on fire so then I extinguished it with a cigarette lighter and that solved the problem. but then my aunt, Malinda threw a hot so I cured that by ordering Uncle Adnilam to catch a cold. And then I remembered that I still haven't powered my macbook so I put it in the refrigerator and poured some cranberry soda pop fizz soda thingamajigger on it. and then a vampire told me that this was a stickup so I put the stick down. And we all lived happily ever after.

Until one day there was a cyclops that accidentally had two eyes. So then I told her that she could just be a biclops and then she was happily angry. And she shot a laser beam at me but it missed and then hit her own left eye and bounced onto her right eye and then she was very upset because now she was a noclops So then she sued me and i threw darth vader's lightsaber at the cyclops but then my pet giraffe Casey reminded me that violence is wrong so I threw her out the window because I saw that in a meme but then the meme died, so Casey bounced back into the house. And then knocked my eye out so then I was a cyclops and the former cyclops was a noclops so that was amusing.

The end.

Are you Mister_Mcchess in lichesss? He claims that your him
26 minutes ago

yes

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isn't this so funny?

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1e4c6_O-1 wrote:

isn't this so funny?

its normal :/

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oh ok

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lol

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I ate 30 seconds of water tomorrow
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PunchboxNET wrote:
I ate 30 seconds of water tomorrow

I boxed a punch on 5 minutes of pasta.

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I made that in 30 seconds by tapping one of those buttons that you see on apple phones that correct your spelling at the top of the keyboard.