šTHE IMMORTAL SNAIL SCENARIOš
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HystericalLaughter
7 hrs ago
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#1
The infamous million dollar question has hit OTF! For those unfamiliar with the premise, basically, you are given 1 million dollars, and are given immortality, alongside an also immortal, infinitely smart snail. If the snail ever touches you, you die. Your goal is to use the money to avoid the snail, (though I guess you can use the money however you want). What would you do? Interested in seeing some discussion! Please keep this polite and nice, and stick to the TOS.
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#4
I'll hire people to trap the snail in a cage if it's not able to phase through walls. If it can, i'll make a house on snailproof supports and it'll be a bit above the ground so the supports work correctly. It that doesn't work, then i will buy a house on the other side of the world. When the snail is close to me thwn i will fly to my house on the other side. Free money yay!
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#5
decoy snail. also, the snail will just catch you off guard, like on your wedding day, and you may not even recognize it from a normal snail
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#6
Go to the moon and back leaving the snail on the moon now it phisicly canāt get me
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#8
#6, millions of years later, the earth and the surrounding solar system is destroyed by the sun, allowing the snail to drift towards you indefinitely
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#13
#10 and #11, you and the snail are immortal, meaning you will never die until you touch it, and it cannot die unless it touches you
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#14
Put the snail in a ball with a help from a friend so when it tries to touch me surface of ball touches me
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#15
Got it once Iām done with life Iāll touch the snail I trapped then
