Aye lick tofees. Piss sand two mea.
The impotence of spayling problem on the for-rums...
Aye lick tofees. Piss sand two mea.
Ha ha, very phony! What the blimey did you just say, there, mate? Rhetorical question...
Say, uh, what do parakeets, bakers, and intellectually disabled spellers have in common?
Answer: they have special kneads... Oh dough, I didn't see that one comin'!
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Wait a sec., parakeets? Oops.
Say, too where must a parakeet Ventura--er, venture off too, too find a good drink?
Say, "two", a parakeet must Ventura out of zee fire and into zee flying pan to find a good pan-flied millet burger.
http://www.cnn.com/2017/12/23/us/thomas-fire-california/index.html

Peas tell us the impotence of you spayling problem on the for-rums. Tale us why it is sooooo impotent too have baste spayling word on this threat - er, thread. Most creative miss spayled words with doubull or tree-pull ontendres wheel get awardead spaycial pryzez like trophfees! Go, go, goe!!! Note: you entree must bee reprehenseebull, er--- comprayhensible, or donut make it. And peas, no cyrillic word. Peas out, bodies! - er, peace out, buddies, I mayn't... Eef two hod two undahstand, peas provide translation like deez:
(Found in) translation: please tell us the importance of your spelling problems on the forums. Tell us why it is so important to have the best spelled words on this threat - er, thread. Most creative misspelled words with double or triple entendres will get awarded special prizes like trophies! Go, go, go!!! Note: your entry must be reprehensible, er--- comprehensible, or do not make it. And please, no cyrillic words. Peace out, buddies! - er, peace out, buddies, I meant... If (your entry is) too hard to understand, please provide a translation, like this.
Towards the end of the week, usually, I will rate the entries on a scale of 0-10, 0 is not very worthy, 10 is most worthy. Go, go, go!!!