The impotence of spayling problem on the for-rums...

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Peas tell us the impotence of you spayling problem on the for-rums. Tale us why it is sooooo impotent too have baste spayling word on this threat - er, thread. Most creative miss spayled words with doubull or tree-pull ontendres wheel get awardead spaycial pryzez like trophfees! Go, go, goe!!! Note: you entree must bee reprehenseebull, er--- comprayhensible, or donut make it. And peas, no cyrillic word. Peas out, bodies! - er, peace out, buddies, I mayn't... Eef two hod two undahstand, peas provide translation like deez:

(Found in) translation: please tell us the importance of your spelling problems on the forums. Tell us why it is so important to have the best spelled words on this threat - er, thread. Most creative misspelled words with double or triple entendres will get awarded special prizes like trophies! Go, go, go!!! Note: your entry must be reprehensible, er--- comprehensible, or do not make it. And please, no cyrillic words. Peace out, buddies! - er, peace out, buddies, I meant... If (your entry is) too hard to understand, please provide a translation, like this.

Towards the end of the week, usually, I will rate the entries on a scale of 0-10, 0 is not very worthy, 10 is most worthy. Go, go, go!!!

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Aye lick tofees. Piss sand two mea.

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president_max wrote:

Aye lick tofees. Piss sand two mea.

Ha ha, very phony! What the blimey did you just say, there, mate? Rhetorical question...

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Say, uh, what do parakeets, bakers, and intellectually disabled spellers have in common? 

Answer: they have special kneads... Oh dough, I didn't see that one comin'!

Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Wait a sec., parakeets? Oops.

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ulfhednar1234 wrote:

Say, too where must a parakeet Ventura--er, venture off too, too find a good drink?

Say, "two", a parakeet must Ventura out of zee fire and into zee flying pan to find a good pan-flied millet burger.

 

http://www.cnn.com/2017/12/23/us/thomas-fire-california/index.html

 

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I sink belly impotent, dough, to ah dress mayknee spayling ellolls on chase.com. You no aglee wheeze mee? Okay, dan, you go eet soy sauce and leeb me alon.

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Oha main, this is gonna bee the baste deigh error! Specially since tamari is Testacles Twosday.

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staminapoints23 wrote:
Speak English please. Thank you.

Not reprehensible enough. Peas try hoddah.

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I speak two languages: Law and Order

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Alphabetical or numerical?

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The force

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Hile Heetler!

 

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