The Infinite Games!

These games seem like games of choice. Maybe a free roam. Maybe an RPG. Maybe a choose your adventure. A sim. But everything, as you soon realize, is fixed. Until you do something that changes everything. If you do it at all. The narrator controls everything! He makes this world for you, keeping everything in check. Respect him, follow him. This is your duty, listen obey. He has the power, so do what he says.

Note: This game takes no effort and about 1 page to play. There is infinite ENDINGS, not games. There may be slight brutality in wording, if you do not want it please say so.

Start by saying what game you want to play.
Possibilities:
Seed Cleaning (FNaF Parody, supports up to 1 person)

World Sim (Supports up to 8 people)

Country Sim (Currently supports 1 player)

War Sim (Currently supports 2 players)

Create a Death Match (Currently supports 2 players)

Tomato... why?

Thank you for choosing a map!
You arrive at a huge temple w/ many tomato statues, all of which who have sunglasses and are dabbing... except one, which has a huge mouth and looks like it wants to eat you. It's mouth is an endless hole. The area is in a desert as far as you can see and the temple made from potatoes. What do you do?

Um, don't I have to pick a number, too?

Oh yeah! Sorry. I shall reroll the map.

What is your finite number?

*sigh* 1

lol 

You arrive at a huge temple w/ many tomato statues, all of which who have sunglasses, are blue, and are dabbing... except one, which has a huge mouth and looks like it wants to eat you. It's mouth is an endless hole. The area is in a land where weird dancing internet memes reside. The place is filled with them and is otherwise all white. The temple made from onions. What do you do?

Oh, I get it. You said "-1" because I took one already, didn't you?

Enter the temple.

Voiceover: "YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAS DISTURBED THE GODS!"

You realize the giant blue tomato with the giant mouth statue is moving and it wants to eat you! What do you do?

What?

It's a solo game.

Try to achieve the best ending!

I let it eat me. Because I'm lazy like that.

Now choose a finite number to generate a seed for your world!

Please pick another number.

You spawn inside a rainbow sphere, and there's a ton of plastic figurines and a plastic factory, constantly spewing the figurines!
They are of you and you are pictured with a HUMONGOUS head. The plastics vary from blue to red to beige. What do you do?

Endings in Alpha 1:

@Togepi2468: Pokemon is awesome. My favorite is jirachi 777-7777Y fhgbjgzrjysfngd

@Rychessmaster1: Hello I am awesome 58371-4444N I SUMMON CAPTAINTUGWASH TUGWASH KILLS THE ROBOT

pokemonlolz 314159265358979323846-628318N SECRET ENDING ACHIEVED

I SUMMON CAPTAINTUGWASH Is there a tugwash number? 31415-421311Y I was sent by the 6000 pound man

Character phrase Charlie Oneballhango 6000-6543N This is getting old narrator... just let me live and we can have a nice day at the beach. Please?

@yoormomnet: Yes my name in here 666-1N ITS TIME TO STOP

@TheGreatAuk: Really OK, I join 123-667N Change I will be his ship slave. I tell him, stupid google translate.

@hitthepin: Tomato... why? 1-33N Best insult ever: your girlfriend is a neutral element that has 11 electrons in the 4f subshell! OHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

33

You spawn in a room of a house. There is a banana in front of you and a candle nearby.

Banana: PPAP

Please choose a font size, 8, 10, 11, 12, 14, 18, 24, or 36.

Plastic starts flooding the room! Run!