THE JOHN BEAR WAS DOING THE JOHN BEAR DANCE WHEN HE HIT HIMSELF IN THE HEAD WITH A LOG, POOR BEAR!!!

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THE JOHN BEAR WAS DOING THE JOHN BEAR DANCE IN THE FOREST 'CUS HE WAS FEELING PRETTY GOOD THIS MORNING AND THE JOHN BEAR DOES THIS COOL TRICK WHERE HE THROWS LOG UP IN THE AIR AND THE LOG FLIPS AND HE CATCHES IT IN HIS BIG PAW BUT THIS TIME WHEN JOHN BEAR TRIED TO GRAB FOR LOG THE LOG BOUNCED OFF THE PALM OF JOHN BEAR PAW AND HIT THE JOHN BEAR STRAIGHT SQUARE IN THE HEAD AND THE JOHN BEAR TOPPLED OVER BACKWARD AND FELL DOWN BIG GRASSY AND WEEDY HILL AND STARTED STUMBLING DOWN HILL FASTER AND FASTER COLLECTING DEBRIS ALONG THE WAY AND THEN LOG WAS ROLLING AFTER JOHN BEAR DOWN HILL AS WELL AND WHEN JOHN BEAR FINALLY CAME TO STOP AT BOTTOM OF THE HILL, JOHN BEAR SAW LOG COMING DOWN HILL AT HIM SO JOHN BEAR THOUGHT IT'D BE COOL TO PUT UP PAW AND CATCH THE LOG THAT WAS ROLLING DOWN BUT WHEN LOG FINALLY REACHED JOHN BEAR AND JOHN BEAR PUT OUT PAW TO CATCH THE LOG, THE LOG AGAIN BOUNCED OFF JOHN BEAR'S PALM OF HIS PAW AND AGAIN FLIPPED AND FLOPPED UP IN THE AIR AND YET AGAIN STRUCK THE JOHN BEAR STRAIGHT SQUARE IN THE HEAD, SENDING HIM TUMBLING DOWN BACKWARDS DOWN ANOTHER HILL WITH THE LOG CHASING AFTER ALL OVER AGAIN!!!!!!

OOHHHHH POOR JOHN BEAR STYLE!!!! OOHHHH POOR SWEET SENSITIVE PURE INNOCENT JOHN BEAR STYLE!!!! HOW MY HEART ACHES N SHAKES FOR THE JOHN BEAR STYLE THAT IS JOHN BEAR!!!!! POOR DELICATE SWEET SENSITIVE JOHN BEAR!!!!!!! ALL HE WANTED WAS TO DANCE AND CATCH LOG!!!! THAT'S ALL HE WANTED!!!!

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Is that why you're acting mentally unhinged now? Thanks for the insightful explanation.

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Poor john bear hope you feel better!

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BasixWhiteGirl wrote:

Is that why you're acting mentally unhinged now? Thanks for the insightful explanation.

THE JOHN BEAR IS UNFAMILIAR WITH ALL HOOMUN VOCABULARY, WHAT IS THIS, UNHINGED? IS THIS SOME KIND OF BERRY? CAN YOU GIVE ME A MORE BASIX EXPLANATION PLEASE FOR JOHN BEAR? I'M JUST A BEAR AFTER ALL

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Unhinged is a very yummy berry john bear

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john bear i wish i could help!!

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John bear is the perfect encapsulation of mental illness.

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Dose this guy ever not use capitals

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as the log, I can confirm I hit John Bear in the head multiple times

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whats your problem with me?? you need photo evidence of me being sick?

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💊🩺🏥🤕🩹

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The "John Bear" is apparently incapable of typing anything except all-capital letters...

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JOHN BEAR Boogie...
Get down with the Boogie!

JOHN BEAR Boogie...
Get it on!

JOHN BEAR Boogie...
Get down with the boogie!

JOHN BEAR Boogie...
Get it on!

JOHN BEAR Boogie...
Get up with the boogie!

JOHN BEAR Boogie...
Get up with the get down!

JOHN BEAR Boogie...
Get down with the boogie!

JOHN BEAR Boogie...
Shake it around!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CnFo7qinng

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Sorry for your lumps John Bear. As you know, those are the hazards one faces living in The John Bear Country.

"The queen eats fruit and candy
The bishop nuts and cheese"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXvyyWBQjck

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Un velero llamado libertad