The Last Person To Post Here Gets Nothing ( yes NOTHING ! )

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cabadenwurt

Sometimes I get a little tired of the threads that promise the world if you post there ( you could be the smartest or the nicest etc ) so here is the truth. If you are the last one to post here in this thread you will get what you deserve ( nothing at all  lol ).

cabadenwurt

Well so far I'm leading in this thread however there are no prizes here  ( Curses, foiled again ! ).

cabadenwurt

Well who is the smartest person at Chess.com today ? I guess that I would have to check on the last person to post in the thread which covers that question. Mind you the answer changes quite often, after every new post as a matter of fact. So what is the BIG Prize there ? The same one that will be given out here --- nothing at all  rofl ( sorry if that upset some folks ). 

AlCzervik

that would be a good thread. Smartest on cc. No way to check, and, as we know, everyone here considers themselves incredibly brilliant.

AlCzervik

(did i win nothing? where's my nothing trophy?)

cabadenwurt
AlCzervik wrote:

(did i win nothing? where's my nothing trophy?)

--- Thanks for the post AlCzervik. However we are going to run into a bit of a technical problem here. If I say anything after someone else has posted ( such as yourself ) then I become the last person to post here so I cannot even give out the " nothing " prize as I would have to give it to myself.

AlCzervik

What a scam!!

cabadenwurt

Oh boy this could get complicated, I never thought of this glitch when I set up this thread. To put it another way: why can't a person give away nothing ?

cabadenwurt
AlCzervik wrote:

that would be a good thread. Smartest on cc. No way to check, and, as we know, everyone here considers themselves incredibly brilliant.

--- Very true AlCzervik. People seem to want to be lied to. There are no prizes or titles to be given away on the internet but nobody wants to hear that ( people do not want to win " nothing " ).

cabadenwurt

Just a reminder, you can still be the last one to post here and get nothing at all.

BishopTARDIS

WooHoo! I get nothing!

kitkat54259

Yay nothing!!!!!!!!!! i won nothing!!!!!!!!!!!

i'd like to thank the academy......

cabadenwurt

Thanks for the new posts.

In this thread people are told the truth about what will be given away, however there are other theads on the go here that try to lead people astray. For example member Xyz-123 ( yup good old Xyz-123 ) might start a thread that claims the last person to post there will be the most wonderful person on this entire planet. But the question is: What allows old Xyz-123 to award that title to anyone ? For all we know old Xyz-123 is just a ordinary janitor at a local school ( nothing wrong with that as someone has to clean things up  lol ). But what power has allowed old Xyz-123 to give out any titles at all ? In my case I am able and authorized to give out nothing at all. 

AlCzervik

cabby, maybe you should lobby cc for a "nothing trophy".

cabadenwurt
AlCzervik wrote:

cabby, maybe you should lobby cc for a "nothing trophy".

--- Thanks for the post Alczervik. The problem here is that the title prevents any giving away of anything. To give away anything at all means that the title would need to be changed, besides does a person deserve anything just for being the last one to post in a thread ?

cabadenwurt

People often say you will get nothing for nothing. Well step right up folks because this thread is the place to get nothing at all.

2travel

got nothing

cabadenwurt
2travel wrote:

got nothing

--- Thanks for the post.

Good title for a Blues song :

Got Nothing !

I ain't got nothing, and nothing is all I got so I'm real blue ...

BlurredVelocity

YES!!! A great big load of nothing is coming in the mail!!!

neverland_creature
I love nothing! Okay that doesn't sound right. Whatever.