The new Swexy Summertime cologne and perfume release!!!

After months of hype and all of you having to wait, my officially-branded Swexy Summertime cologne and perfume are officially for sale. In a fancy basix white crystal container, scents of citrus, flowers, fruits, and other summertime smells lie beneath the cap. This cologne or perfume will lift your confidence, making you smell amazing with just one spray per day. With this scent, you’ll have the ability to turn heads wherever you go, feel your best, and easily be able to get your girl or guy of your dreams.

Of course, so much swexyness comes with a cost. As of now, it is currently over $194000, but is rising fast with every OTFDAN post. But, for my beloved community, I’ll be giving away a free bottle of cologne or perfume to all who post here. I appreciate all the support and excitement this swexy summertime cologne has gathered, and I hope it lives up to its expectations. Have an amazing day today, and stay swexy.

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Thank you all for posting. Would you like a cologne, or a perfume?

neither tbh

Alrighty. Even though it’s free?

Here are you! Enjoy!

Here’s a cologne for you, young man.

Maybe in the fall. It could be seasonal thing.

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Take care, and check back for my fall release!