The new Swexy Summertime cologne and perfume release!!!

it can have some wheat and be called WeetaBasix instead of Weetabix.

that’s the spirit!!

Again, with the advertising! I would give you more complimentary cologne, but I can't away any more swexyness due to federal law.

Have a sugar flavor that tastes like natural fruit sugar.

Are you shaking uncontrollably? I've heard people turn into superheroes if they spray too much on themselves.

no problem Basix, i am so clean, just a little a day and i can hardly get my front door open with all the chicks in my front garden!

holy ooc

I can hire a professional cologne sprayer if needed. There are many levels to how much you use.

Also, why is there a man with a suit and tie at my house?

Answer the door at your own risk.

Basix, he's holding a bottle of swexy cologne

It must be my paid advertiser, @Emperor-Bluto. He even dressed up without me telling him to!

Oh! I should invite him in, no?

Up to you. Though he's very well-known for helping himself to drinks in the fridge.

Hm. Maybe not, then. I bought a 200 dollar sparkling water. I think he might take it.

wowza gimme gimme MWAH gimme MWAH

Here you are, dear. Stay swexy.

YAHOOOO

*sprays perfurem and starts twreaking uncontorollably meanwhile growing an ari pony tail* WOW! I feel better already!