The new Swexy Summertime cologne and perfume release!!!

I should've gotten this for my girlfriend!

It's ok, you just fell into the trap of buying overpriced perfumes like everyone else.

An Ari ponytail? I don't think it has such powers.

MAYBE IT SUMMORED MINE ( I CANT STOPP HELPP)

Haha, maybe. Still cheaper than car insurance LMAO.

When you reach adult years, I think it gets a little cheaper.

Yes, insurance companies consider me a walking, breathing liability. Fair enough.

I have a good marketing campaign. Market your product as a vegan alternative. It's very basic.

*sprays ax cologne on u*

FREE IM CHECKING THE FALL ONE NEXT GIMME PRO ORDER FALL 100 LARGE BOTTLES IMMA PREPAY $1,000,000,000,000 JUST GIMME

Enjoy! One spray a day keeps the unswexy away.

*sprays* *grows Ari ponytail* INSANE

Cologne

Here you are, dear.

Can I get three large cheese pizzas with extra cheese and a box of chicken wings with some barbecue dip

Ask the pizza worker that. I'm sure that since you smell so good, they'll fulfill your request.

He only has cologne no pizzas

Yeah but like you were giving others free stuff so I thought, "White boy give me food. Me hungry."

Sorry, the cologne will give you magical powers. I feel like that's enough.