THE NEXT TIME YOU'RE STANDING IN LINE SOMEWHERE PUBLIC

The next time you're standing in a line in public somewhere like grocery store or Disneyland, make sure you have a notepad and pen with you!   While waiting in line at a random time turn to the people next to you and shout "EXCLUSION FROM THAT MOIST BEGOTTEN TRUNK!!!"  And shout it at their faces.  Then take out your notepad and pen and start writing down observations about their reactions and the situation!!  Write it all down and save a bunch of the notepads in a trunk so you can read through them when you're older!!

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Oh man. I can't stop laughing lol

I have been doing this for years and my studies conclude that John Bear is the most adorable bear alive

Fireworks are scaring The John Bear!! I know the hoomuns like them but they're explosions in the sky and The John Bear doesn't understand the mechanisms of it all!!!

But at least studies from The Roaming Roaster have revealed what I long suspected to be true!!! Yay John Bear!! Yay John Bear!!! Yay John BE- *BANG!!!!!**

*whimpers and runs away behind big log*

It's gonna be OK John Bear. I know those fireworks can sound scary but they can't hurt you. Nothing can hurt the John Bear! Every time you hear one of those loud and scary booms just think of it as one more Crocodilian being blown to smithereens.

BOOM!!

EXCLUSION FROM THAT MOIST BEGOTTEN TRUNK!!!