The question of our century

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BlueHairedPerson13
how are we getting these billion lions?
notstix0212
I will beat 1 billion lions and all Pokémon’s at the same time
RealTactics960
notstix0212 wrote:
I will beat 1 billion lions and all Pokémon’s at the same time

I believe it

WongEthanLY
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ChessAGC_YT wrote:
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I literally can’t stop laughing imaginaing the battle

bro Dialga alone can win the whole freaking thing

forget it, even Pikachu can.

That’s a bit unrealistic.

Really? Yknow what he can’t do? Die. He can only pass out. HE CAN ALWAYS COME BACK. THEY ALL CAN

Pokémon can die. It’s why we have Pokémon Centers. Oh, and don’t forget Pokémon Tower, in Lavender Town.

Sorry, did I say pikachu? I meant ash’s Pikachu.

Ash’s Pikachu is powerful, but against a billion lions? He would pass out from using his electricity that much. And then the lions could maul him to death.

Not unless ash is by his side, then plot armor rushes.

They’d flee the fight. They aren’t stupid.

Ash is. He’d accept every single fight without consideration.

Could you expect him, realistically, to try and fight a billion lions?

Yes, considering how he left his best friend for a battle.

When?

If you watched the Pokémon anime long enough, you’ll understand.

missed Serena’s performance for a battle

forcing an unwilling pikachu to battle

thats two. obviously i havent watching pokemon for long either, but at least ash is quite heartless when battling.

Ok, but he’s not stupid or heartless enough to send his Pikachu, who probably doesn’t have a death wish, to fight a billion lions. I don’t think anyone could be that depraved.

yes, and he will sacrifice himself. He will send Pikachu and sacrifice himself for it.

Muffin_Soul
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ChessAGC_YT wrote:
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I literally can’t stop laughing imaginaing the battle

bro Dialga alone can win the whole freaking thing

forget it, even Pikachu can.

That’s a bit unrealistic.

Really? Yknow what he can’t do? Die. He can only pass out. HE CAN ALWAYS COME BACK. THEY ALL CAN

Pokémon can die. It’s why we have Pokémon Centers. Oh, and don’t forget Pokémon Tower, in Lavender Town.

Sorry, did I say pikachu? I meant ash’s Pikachu.

Ash’s Pikachu is powerful, but against a billion lions? He would pass out from using his electricity that much. And then the lions could maul him to death.

Not unless ash is by his side, then plot armor rushes.

They’d flee the fight. They aren’t stupid.

Ash is. He’d accept every single fight without consideration.

Could you expect him, realistically, to try and fight a billion lions?

Yes, considering how he left his best friend for a battle.

When?

If you watched the Pokémon anime long enough, you’ll understand.

missed Serena’s performance for a battle

forcing an unwilling pikachu to battle

thats two. obviously i havent watching pokemon for long either, but at least ash is quite heartless when battling.

Ok, but he’s not stupid or heartless enough to send his Pikachu, who probably doesn’t have a death wish, to fight a billion lions. I don’t think anyone could be that depraved.

yes, and he will sacrifice himself. He will send Pikachu and sacrifice himself for it.

I still doubt he’s that stupid.

But what does being willing to fight do, anyways? Plot armor can’t save you on unrealistic situations.

  • Pikachu would be exhausted from attacking.
  • Ash would be exhausted from running, and the lions would catch up to him anyway.
QueenNinja35
Can Celebrant kill one billion lions without dieing?
Muffin_Soul

Wait, wait, wait; a billion in short or long scale?

fithapp

Pokémon has eternatus

LakennkeeperWey
True, true, also I’m sure there’s a Pokémon entry that says something about destroying one billion living creatures at once.
aerefs
Every pokemon
aerefs
Lions would be disastrous, and you could auction the rare and limited ones
Peskybird1234
I ain’t reading all of this
Every Pokémon is winning
All we gotta do is get squirrel to get all the lions wet, then Pikachu will electrocute all of them at once
Those who survive will be burnt to a crisp from Charzard in the sky
RealTactics960

You underestimate the number of lions there really is. Pikachu can’t electocute all of them. Charizard can’t burn all of them. We need something more powerful like arceus

RealTactics960
Johnny_Hopper wrote:

Or a really strong guy named Karl who can drink three things of milk at once.

Huh?

Muffin_Soul
Johnny_Hopper wrote:

Or a really strong guy named Karl who can drink three things of milk at once.

Oh, yeah. Karl’s the best. He could definitely solo them.

We need to come up with a Karl theme song.

QueenNinja35
I feel like I should know who Karl is…
JayThe10th

alright alright but what if the lions stack up to make a big ahh mech kinda thing and destroy the pokemon?

QueenNinja35
They get crushed under their own weight.
QueenNinja35
And it’s a sad ending for everyone
JayThe10th
QueenNinja35 wrote:
They get crushed under their own weight.

nuh uh