The Rules of Existence

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Add another law of existence onto this forum. I'll start.

1. The person right next to you is better than you. No exceptions.
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You must cuddle at least one person a day if you possibly can.
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3. You must never go a week without chess.
3.1. You must never go a week without forums.
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While driving, never slow below 35 mph. Exception is going through a stop sign and in that case you must be sliding sideways.