15: Politely decline the invitation.
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16: after doing everything above, eat any chips they might have. (bonus if you can find their sour cream)
That’s just the dinner song from The Hobbit
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#6
Peskybird_flies wrote:
That’s just the dinner song from The Hobbit
That’s the joke
U forgot to add the multiple ‘Cause that’s what Bilbo Baggins hated’
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#8
Peskybird_flies wrote:
U forgot to add the multiple ‘Cause that’s what Bilbo Baggins hated’
No I didn’t, those don’t fit in this joke
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18: steal every doorknob, not the hinges or the actual doors, JUST the doorknobs
19: yell the fear of long words in the ear of someone who fears long words
20 break all the windows
21: DATS DEVIN
#12 updating!
23: give the king of devils head pats
1: blunt the knives
2: bend the forks
3: smash the bottles
4: burn the corks
5: chip the glasses
6: crack the plaaaaaates…
7: cut the cloth
8: tread on the fat
9: leave the bones on the bedroom mat
10: pour the milk on the pantry dooooooooor…
11: splash the wine on every door!
12: dump the crocks in a bowling bowl
13: pound them up with a thumping hole
When you’re finished, if they are whooooooole…
14: send them down the hall to roll!!!