Chess.com purchased the rights to the movie, "Minority Report"
Now there's pre-cogs running all over the forums, saying things like; "I knew you we're going to post that". I knew you we're gonna make that move". Yeah, but, I knew that you knew, that I knew that you we're gonna post that, before you posted it". "I knew that you we're gonna cheat, so I cheated to get the thread locked". "Yeah, but I knew that you we're gonna lock the thread, so I pretended to know that you knew that I was cheating, so you could start a thread, and then I would get it locked".
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THE END?
Was it the end when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Was it the end when the Mexicans took Texas? Was it the end when the Japanese came over the Canadian border? WE WILL NEVER FORGET OUR LEADER--kboyer! Besides, did you see the stock market Friday? DOWN 300. I could of made a fortune.
Good to see you back thow Connor. You OK?
Ron..........Connor closed his account.
The following is a preview of a movie made by chess.com. It is intended for mature audiences only and may not be re-broadcasted in any other thread. It is not intended for children. Oh-NO,....CRAP!.....Can't you hear them?.....THE VOICES....The're coming throught the walls.....We've got to get out of here....DAM IT!....Those chess pieces have locked us IN.....Let me out....Can anybody hear me?.... PARANOIA a film by chess.com. This film has not yet been rated. Check your local listings.
Somewhere beyond the sea somewhere waiting for me my lover stands on golden sands and watches the ships that go sailin'
Somewhere beyond the sea
she's there watching for me
If I could fly like birds on high
then straight to her arms
I'd go sailin' 
Hey man no ships pass through Holyoke!
ATTENTION! ATTENTION! AN EMERGENCY HAS BEEN DECLARED IN THIS THREAD. PLEASE CEASE WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND EXIT THE FORUMS USING THE NEAREST EMERGENCY STAIR EXITS. DO NOT USE ELEVATORS.
Your never gonna believe what happened to me today.
In the near future, cars will have "black boxes" like airplanes. In the news was a story about how you should fear this. They claim that computer hackers or terrorist could "hack" your car WHILE you are driving So I go to the store for bread, milk, eggs, cigs at midnight. Suddenly my car doors lock by themselves A "voice" comes out of the dashboard ( MU-HA-HA!) and instructs me to drive to the bank. When I refuse, the car speeds up Then the voice says, to withdraw $800 and put it IN the glovebox. To get home safely, I do what my car says. I then call the police. When they looked at the car, the money was "myseriously" GONE! WHY WON'T ANYBODY BELIEVE ME? Who do I call? General Motors? The FBI because I was kidnapped and held for ransome? CSI Cyber? I now have a talking car for sale to anyone on chess.com
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And one more thing:
You can't believe a single word the Grays say ...
Or telepathically put into your mind.
Oh, HI! and welcome to "The Frugal Gardener".
Today we'll be planting these lovely gardenias from these beautiful baskets. So don't touch that dial OK? Next week, Tulips!
puppies!!
OH NO! FLASH MOB
could you imagine if ISIS attacked a flash mob???????
No. But I wish a few flash mobs would attack ISIS!
WHERE IS KBOYER TODAY? We will search the globe 
what color?