Erik…you won the toss backstage...
so we’ll start with you.
Wait!
We’ve just been informed
that Erik will use the
following
pre-recorded video for his answer.
I’m afraid that I’ll have to ask our judges
if that is acceptable.
Judges: That’s fine.
Ok…Let’s play the video.
And Now…
It’s time for
a sneak preview
of
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and turn OFF
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CBS
The (C)hess (B)roadcating (S)ystem
in cooperation
with
Elenin Studios
Proudly Presents
the following
preview
CHESSASTROPHY
Our full length feature film
will take you behind the scenes
as we investigate
the dark side
of Chess
As Elenin Studios hacks into a
Top Secret Chess Project
and uncovers everything
you wanted to know
about V3.
Details to be released on
over 33,000 V3 Emails…
Mysteriously Deleted!!!
Secret slush fund contributions
involving
international wire transfers from
CHESS to CHECKERS!!!
ALL EXPOSED!
AND COMING SOON…TO A BLOG NEAR YOU.
Remember...
Your clock is ticking.
I thought I passed Jullian Assange on the way in here.
And you have a match!!
We interrupt this broadcast
as a public service...
to inform the general public
of the following speech
just given by a
representative of
the Secret Society...
"V3 as a Tool
for
World Domination"
from
Las Vegas, Nevada…
just before the Presidential Debates.
And now...
here is General Dynamics…
My fellow Chess Lovers…
V3’s plans for a
New Chess Order
have been accelerating.
And although V2 has finally
been defeated…
the World is still edging
closer and closer
to War.
But rest assured…
V3 is prepared to strike
By Air…
By Land….
And by Sea...
and destroy those Patriots
who still cling
to their V2.
Because we will not rest
until all pockets
of resistance
are stamped out.
Make no mistake...
We will hit you harder
than you’ve ever been hit.
And V3 will prevail.
That is all.
Lost Signal...
Lost Signal...
Lost Signal...
Signing off.
This 9 round debate is sponcered by the NeVAda debate commission. 1st, presenting the champion. FIGHTING
out of the blue corner, this debater comes into the octagon with a record of 2 wins, 0 loses, and runs on an all-inclusive platform of gov BY the people, FOR the people, and OF the people. 
Her opponent, FIGHTING out of the red corner. This MORON comes into the octagon with a fighting record of 0 wins, and 2 loses. Fighting by way of a New York Penthouse he comes to us with a whining platform, and advocates large scale voter fraud. 
If there's no winner at the end of 90 mins, this fight will go to the judges' scorecard!
This fight is being brought to you by, The U.S. Supreme Court and The U.S. Senate
Tonight’s QUESTION has been chosen
by our random studio audience.
And the WINNING ANSWER will be chosen
by our panel of distinguished judges.
AND NOW…
TONIGHT’S QUESTION IS…….
What do you
REALLY think
about V3?