The Unnecessary Complication Game

Let's play a game that I just thought of!

Each person will pick a really simple statement, like "my favorite color is blue".

But instead of saying that, they can unnecessarily complicate it, making something like "my favorite color has a wavelength of 450 nm" (Blue light has a wavelength of 450 nm)

Please don't put something that no one would easily understand, like calculus, or, if you do, at least make it something that we can search up.

I'll start: My rating is the square root of 1602756.

I am a felis catus

This is the (square root of 9)th post

I write this post in the same amount of dimensions I live in.

If you are friends with somebody you can say "have a nice day and may each day be the worst day of the rest of your life".  About half of them will understand it without help.

Strong rationalism can’t even prove itself by it’s own metaphysical standards of reality, because it deals with only what can be fully proven, which is only anything in a naturalistic system.

That escalated quickly

Or rather, the difficulty level of our conversation undertook a rapid increase

You haven't posted for 1.3698630137% of a year...where have you been? 

Hey look, someone who makes up 0.00000147% of their country’s population!

Too crowded here. Your country is 41 x bigger but has only 57.2948328267% of our population. You also have 879,800 lakes, more than 4 x as many as any other country. You should share your lakes. 

Sorry it took me so long, I'll try to reply within 12960 minutes next time

That's understandable.  In this fast-paced world you have to go (M * CLXI) + CCLXXX furlongs per fortnight just to keep up.

Reminds me of the old children's song

If your serotonin levels are heightened and you are cognizant of the fact then bring together the ventral portion of the appendages on the other side of your carpal bones from your ulnae and do so in a rapid movement that makes a sharp sound.

this is the 3th post. o.O

Well, I was limited by the conventionally accepted rules of putting pen to paper in the language commonly known as English. It was more euphonious than “this is the sqrt(9)rd post”

most indubitably