The Wenger 16,999 swiss army knife GIANT. $10,000,000

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I recently bought a Wenger 16,999 swiss army GIANT. with a price tag of $10,000,000 US.The most exspensive item on Amazon. I am honestly amazed. it even came with a large hadron collider which is nice. Only downside is when your boat capsizes and you try to deploy the life raft without closing the flame throwers it pops and you sink. Luckily it comes with a mermaid.

I give it 4 stars. the teleporter is nice. But totally overpriced. I mean, who wants a Ferrari in their pocket knife and a shrink ray? Geez man get a life.

https://www.amazon.com/Wenger-16999-Swiss-Knife-Giant/dp/B001DZTJRQ/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_product_top?ie=UTF8

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Destroyer_Mark_1420 wrote:
Yours was only 10,000,000? Ha! You must be in the lower class, you peasant. Mine cost 1,000,000,000 USD. Mine came with a “God Mode” Where I can shape reality, time, and space to any extent, and can pretty much do anything I want.

That's the 17,000 surprise.png

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CheckmateGenius wrote:

I recently bought a Wenger 16,999 swiss army GIANT. with a price tag of $10,000,000 US.The most exspensive item on Amazon. I am honestly amazed. it even came with a large hadron collider which is nice. Only downside is when your boat capsizes and you try to deploy the life raft without closing the flame throwers it pops and you sink. Luckily it comes with a mermaid.

I give it 4 stars. the teleporter is nice. But totally overpriced. I mean, who wants a Ferrari in their pocket knife and a shrink ray? Geez man get a life.

https://www.amazon.com/Wenger-16999-Swiss-Knife-Giant/dp/B001DZTJRQ/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_product_top?ie=UTF8

"Hi! I'm Logan, I'm a 15 year old video game."

How does a video game buy something?

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Mine was 100,000,000,00,0 USD.! I COuld litterally destroy time!!

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FishEyedFools wrote:
CheckmateGenius wrote:

I recently bought a Wenger 16,999 swiss army GIANT. with a price tag of $10,000,000 US.The most exspensive item on Amazon. I am honestly amazed. it even came with a large hadron collider which is nice. Only downside is when your boat capsizes and you try to deploy the life raft without closing the flame throwers it pops and you sink. Luckily it comes with a mermaid.

I give it 4 stars. the teleporter is nice. But totally overpriced. I mean, who wants a Ferrari in their pocket knife and a shrink ray? Geez man get a life.

https://www.amazon.com/Wenger-16999-Swiss-Knife-Giant/dp/B001DZTJRQ/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_product_top?ie=UTF8

"Hi! I'm Logan, I'm a 15 year old video game."

How does a video game buy something?

I'm a bit of code from night rider's car.

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CheckmateGenius wrote:
FishEyedFools wrote:
CheckmateGenius wrote:

I recently bought a Wenger 16,999 swiss army GIANT. with a price tag of $10,000,000 US.The most exspensive item on Amazon. I am honestly amazed. it even came with a large hadron collider which is nice. Only downside is when your boat capsizes and you try to deploy the life raft without closing the flame throwers it pops and you sink. Luckily it comes with a mermaid.

I give it 4 stars. the teleporter is nice. But totally overpriced. I mean, who wants a Ferrari in their pocket knife and a shrink ray? Geez man get a life.

https://www.amazon.com/Wenger-16999-Swiss-Knife-Giant/dp/B001DZTJRQ/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_product_top?ie=UTF8

"Hi! I'm Logan, I'm a 15 year old video game."

How does a video game buy something?

I'm a bit of code from night rider's car.

Ah Yes...that explains it.  Thank You...

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In reality I bought

This one

https://www.amazon.com/REDNECK-TOOTHPICK-Michael-Corleone-Godfather/dp/B077H487Z5/ref=pd_day0_200_4?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=B077H487Z5&pd_rd_r=W4C4XFSFTHN8A6Z2GZ7X&pd_rd_w=LFVjM&pd_rd_wg=Mcisj&psc=1&refRID=W4C4XFSFTHN8A6Z2GZ7X

and this one

https://www.amazon.com/TAC-Force-TF-719BK-Assisted-Tactical/dp/B0087DTC24/ref=pd_bxgy_200_2?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=B0087DTC24&pd_rd_r=YYE7G4TNDDR696VRRD5X&pd_rd_w=5hoQQ&pd_rd_wg=E5V00&psc=1&refRID=YYE7G4TNDDR696VRRD5X

Cuz I live in texas

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How and where did you get the money to buys these?!?!?!

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MegaCats159 wrote:

How and where did you get the money to buys these?!?!?!

Allowance...

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I recently used my SG$7.90 one as a bottle cap opener.  What a life saver.  The little things in life ...

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FishEyedFools wrote:

MegaCats159 wrote:

How and where did you get the money to buys these?!?!?!

Allowance...

How can you save up enough money for that!?!? I only get $50!!

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CheckmateGenius wrote:
Destroyer_Mark_1420 wrote:
Yours was only 10,000,000? Ha! You must be in the lower class, you peasant. Mine cost 1,000,000,000 USD. Mine came with a “God Mode” Where I can shape reality, time, and space to any extent, and can pretty much do anything I want.

That's the 17,000

Lol

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@CheckmateGenius, you're a rich kid

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@megacats159, this isn't real.

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Oh ok, I was freading out for a second there. 

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Destroyer_Mark_1420 wrote:
Comment Number 15,

I can’t tell if you’re: 1) playing along, 2) being sarcastic, or 3) you’re an idiot

Number 2

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Destroyer_Mark_1420 wrote:

Comment Number 15,

I can’t tell if you’re: 1) playing along, 2) being sarcastic, or 3) you’re an idiot

I was being a idiot for once lmao

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Lol

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@CheckmateGenius, I'm not that naive to believe you.

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What did it look like?