The World...ending?

But then the son said he was also the father & demanded to know where the pills were.  The angels were overjoyed that while they had no free will, they also had no idea where the pills were.  Ignorance was indeed bliss. The father saw that it was good and blessed chess.com forums with the same.

   And that's when God did his Humphey Bogard impression. He started playing with a couple of marbles and DEMANDED to know where the pills were  He told the angels they will all be court martialed and dishonorably discharged, and burn in hell for eternity if they didn't return the pills.                                                                                                                                   

The angels pointed to men and said "ah men".

The men pointed to the women and said "we men".  The father said "I know!".  The men asked, "biblically? Each and everyone of them?  Omg!".  "Yes", said the father, to the last part.  There was much misunderstanding and gnashing of teeth.

     As long as Catholic Nuns are allowed to have chain saws, the world will not end.                                                             

The gnostics knew but those books were not canonized.  So the hour & the pills were both lost.

Enoch is Enoch.

Will the world end before this thread is locked?

My work here is done ...

                                 The world is coming to an end.                                                                                                                                                                        Yes,  up on the left we'll hook up with Pfren.

the world has a probability of existing, just like all of us, quantum physics explains that we are flashing in and out of existence at a rapid rate. so please calm down, we are all Schrödinger's kittehs, both dead and alive simultaneously in a probabilistic universe.

trolling ? where ?

looks legit to me, bikers have to live too.

i didnt even know the world had BEGUN.

guess i didnt get the memo. 

What? After all that creativity I get an indifferent 'uh-huh'?

no, it might not be you, looks like he has become the_uh-huher.

The world was supposed to end five years ago, but it'll end 23 hours after this forum gets locked.

5 years ago was just the end of a 25000 year cycle of the Mayan calendar. the "civilised world" take a more simplistic view by having a calendar where it looks like ages end at the end of their centuries and millenia, but those are not actual cosmic cycles like the Mayan system. Also it turns out that the word "age" is now loosely interpreted in the "civilised" world as "time to get ready to cark it".