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I would go back in the tent and go too sleep.

ArslanATX
Prompt 1 - I would throw get the knife and eat it and then the wolf and I together would attack the tent and then we would go together and start a multi billionaire company and 29 years later the tent comes back and puts us inside of him before choking us to death. We then wait in hell for him and when he comes we jump him and beat him up. He then calls his tent friends and the 1000 years war of wild animals and tents begins. The rest is a history exam.
ArslanATX
Now here comes the story of a wolf that falls in love with a tent. They were widely rejected by both sides and when they had little tent wolf babies they were all killed. They are now in history books
Hot_Rash

Feed the wolf the knife so that it is full and try to befriend it

ArslanATX
And during the war there was a specific tent hero that embarrassed the wolf soldiers by sneaking behind lines and take feet pics of the wolf and selling them online! I, the human, got some myself!!!
Hot_Rash

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ArslanATX
Prompt 1 - I would throw get the knife and eat it and then the wolf and I together would attack the tent and then we would go together and start a multi billionaire company and 29 years later the tent comes back and puts us inside of him before choking us to death. We then wait in hell for him and when he comes we jump him and beat him up. He then calls his tent friends and the 1000 years war of wild animals and tents begins. The rest is a history exam Now here comes the story of a wolf that falls in love with a tent. They were widely rejected by both sides and when they had little tent wolf babies they were all killed. They are now in history books And during the war there was a specific tent hero that embarrassed the wolf soldiers by sneaking behind lines and take feet pics of the wolf and selling them online! I, the human, got some myself!!! Is this story not absolute cinema? ✋😐🤚
Hot_Rash

What the fu-

Hot_Rash

What th-

Hot_Rash

Whar??

ArslanATX
I am creative
Hot_Rash

Creative? Or random?

ArslanATX
Creativity is new, new things seem rqndom
LakennkeeperWey
Grab the knife. Look the wolf in its cold, heartless face. Grab a tree branch (also at arms length). Carve the tree branch into a knife. Use the tree branch knife to kill the wolf because that’s a sustainable resource.
Hot_Rash

Become French. This will give you access to francium. Use the francium for:

PROJECT F.R.A.N.C.I.U.M. - CLASSIFIED

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Full-Radioactive Atmospheric Nuke via Chemical Instability and Unpredictable Mayhem

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TOP SECRET
DO NOT DISCUSS OUTSIDE OF DESIGNATED HIGH-SECURITY ZONES.

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EXECUTIVE SUMMARY:

Project F.R.A.N.C.I.U.M. (Full-Radioactive Atmospheric Nuke via Chemical Instability and Unpredictable Mayhem) is a highly unstable, incredibly dangerous, and theoretically catastrophic weapon utilizing the rare and volatile element francium. Upon exposure to moisture, francium undergoes an explosive reaction, resulting in the release of deadly radiation, extreme heat, and an associated biological phenomenon known as "Death" disease.

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SPECIFICATIONS AND DANGER LEVEL:

Weapon Type: Radioactive, chemically explosive

Component: 1 gram of Francium in a lead casing

Activation Method: Breaks open under any form of moisture exposure, including simple contact with water or humid air.

Explosive Outcome: Immediate hydrogen gas release, leading to intense thermal reaction.

Side Effect: The eruption causes both localized destruction and an atmospheric chain reaction within a 30 km radius.

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RADIOACTIVE EFFECTS AND DESTRUCTIVE CAPABILITIES:

Francium’s Chemical Instability causes an explosive release of radiation and heat on contact with water or any moisture, disintegrating its container and everything in the vicinity.

Within a 30-kilometer radius of the explosion, the ground itself begins to fracture, followed by instant atmospheric ignition.

Result: A complete city-level destruction followed by significant radiological fallout.

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BIOLOGICAL CONSEQUENCES: "DEATH" DISEASE

Symptoms:

Immediate onset, characterized by complete cellular failure.

Loss of motor function within seconds.

Rapid neural shutdown, resulting in instant death.

Fatality Rate: 100% within the first minute of exposure.

"Death" disease is a result of the explosive radiation and heat triggered by the francium explosion.

Once affected, the body will sublimate to an undetectable vapor within seconds.

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RISK ZONE AND PRECAUTIONS:

1. Immediate Danger Zone:

Radius: 30 kilometers.

Effect: Instantaneous and total destruction for anyone within the affected area, regardless of distance from the point of origin.

2. Evacuation Protocols:

Distance Required: Minimum of 30 kilometers.

Note: No known protective measures will be effective for anyone within the affected zone. The disease cannot be prevented or treated.

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FORMAL ADVISORY:

Project F.R.A.N.C.I.U.M. represents a severe and extreme risk to life, property, and national security. Once activated, the francium reaction leads to immediate and total devastation within the established 30 km radius. There is no known cure or method of defense against the "Death" disease, and any personnel or civilians within this radius will be subject to 100% fatality within the first minute of exposure.

The "Death" disease afflicts anyone within proximity to the explosion’s effects and acts instantaneously, causing biological systems to fail and leaving no survivors. All units, personnel, and civilians are advised to avoid any areas known to house francium. Immediate evacuation is the only course of action to avoid exposure.

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DISCLAIMER:

WARNING: The Francium Bomb is classified as highly unstable and difficult to control. It is advised that all involved personnel maintain a minimum 30 km distance from any potential francium container or reaction site.

Additional Warning: The project’s continued existence is solely theoretical due to the inherent risk it presents to both the user and the surrounding ecosystem.

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CONCLUSION:

Project F.R.A.N.C.I.U.M. is a weapon of unparalleled catastrophic potential, capable of wiping out entire cities and leaving no trace of the existence of the affected individuals. It is the ultimate expression of chaotic destruction, with a 100% fatality rate within the 30 km zone. Its use, while potentially effective as a weapon of mass destruction, is highly discouraged due to the complete absence of any feasible containment or survival measures.

End of Report.
Classification: Top Secret.
Access Level: Restricted.

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ChessKing505050

Yeah I’m gonna make a new rule for a minimum of 5 lines for next round lol

Ambroseho
Stab myself to die quicker to prevent the wolf to eat me
Hot_Rash
ChessKing505050 wrote:

Yeah I’m gonna make a new rule for a minimum of 5 lines for next round lol

NOOOOOOO

Hot_Rash

But its mostly a joke xd

ChessKing505050

lol