Things not to say

     Here's something not to say to your home room Honors chemistry class as their teacher. Yes, I really said this while reading the morning bulletin at a school I briefly taught at through a teaching fellowship.

     After reading the usual information about our fottball team's amazingly long loosing season, what was on the lunch menu, and the usual boring nonsense, there was a line we were forced to read about not using methamphedamines and smoking cigarettes:

     "Well kids we reach the end of the morning bulletin. Remember future  members of adult society. Don't use meth and don't smoke cigarettes. I guess, if you take these morning messages literally, it say nothing about heroin and LSD. Have a great sun shine filled day" (said in a snarky tone).

     Needless to say, I was in the principal's office explaining that one away. As for the little brown nosing twit that turned me in: my car never looked so good with the monthly waxing it got! As a side note my kids scored higher on chemistry tests than most of the state's students. We had fun even though I tortured them ala Dr. House.

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