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Sep 22, 2007
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pawnshover, in addition to great advice on improving my game, your remarks in these forums are outstanding. you should write some kind of book.
Please sent over some of the stuff you put in your pipe. 
I wrote a several books already. They have been banned where ever language is used though. The cuttlefish like them though (when they aren't folding, spindling, and mutilating space).
*He who controls the spice...
Sep 23, 2007
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pawnshover wrote:
*He who controls the spice...
Is this from your books? Frank? Is that you?
The title of my book is : Comparison of Artificial Neural Network Architectures and Training Algorithms for Solving the Knight's Tours. Not exactly a fun read... I fell asleep several times while writing it.
There was also an article in IJCNN (July 2006 issue I think). It was during my researches that I noticed the lack of saddles, bridles, horse shoes, and eventually hooves on the Knights. Further research showed an alarming lack of feet on other chessmen.
Unfortunately my pleas for congressional funding to aid the plight of these poor unfortunates is still in committee. Some people actually think its "okay" to push pawns since they cannot walk for themselves!
Sure, "I" do but then its generally acknowledged that I am a cruel, petty, sadistic man with a vile taste in ties.
If you would like to help pawns without feet then please just send a LOT of money in plain brown paper bags to the following trashbins:
- The one behind Boiger King.
- The one near that old dead dog with all the flies.
- The one by the Ooze-Booze store.
Your contributions will help thousands of pawns (or at least one) march proudly on its own two feet (or paws, ((I mean who knows what the surgeons will do after a long flight with all kids crying on the plane (((how else can a little kid register complaints with airlines when their ears hurt ((((and if kids were meant to fly then would be born with frequent flyer miles (((((I love parenthesizing ((((((What was this post about again?))))))))))))))))))))).
Hope this helps.
Is anyone else as concerned about this as I am? All of the pieces on the chess board have no feet. What kind of armies are these? How can they march into battle with no feet whatfor to march on?
Oh, I know what your thinking (and you should be ashamed!)... You're saying to yourself, "Self, it is well known war-lore that an army marches on its stomach."
Well I have a very clever rebuttal for this yore-war-lore... Oh yeah?!