tifu thread

This is a tifu thread not a forum, not a discussion much. Post your tifus or today I *cencored* up. I'll start. It doesnt have to be today and please include tl;dr after the post (summary) 

Heres mine from months ago,

I wanted to eat something and when i was sorting through my drawers I found those vitamin soda fizzy things and I was like hey why not eat it. When I got to it felt like eating it directly so I didnt get water. I ate too much if at once and uh I kinda inhaled some of the dust mostly inhaled it and it went down my throat but it was still fizing co2 so i was basically choking on co2, it ran out but it was uh not good experience.  I was dumb enough to continue eating it an hour after without water again.

tl;dr: I ate carbonated powder and it spewed co2 in my throat

unfollowed you.

what's tiff

it means today i f word uped 

bruh

Unfollowed you.

“You have stopped following duntcare” 

“But he dunt even care”