Top 100 Forum Titles You Won't See on Chess.com

#21: A thought entered my mind once, it never made that mistake again.

 Mine enters and leaves again without thinking.

#21: String Theory: Theory that noone understands or type of cheese?

#21.  If you rearrange the letters in WINERKLEINER you get REIN WRINKLE.

#20: If you rearrange the letters in chessdude46 you get dudechess64.

 A type of cheese one eats within the theory of the universe.

 Any resemblence to hess dude?

#20.  When you find yourself alone in the woods and come across a bear cub, and it's mother is close, grab that cub and run.

#19: The Real French Defense: 1. e4 Black resigns.

 Chess and French is both foreign to me at this point.

#18: If you don't know

p.s. For those who are too new to have seen the original: http://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/if-you-know

Or to the illiterate, just keep pressing those buttons until one of them pops, good times for all. 

Hey that's a good idea quotes from shows, good forum topics for the future!

#19.  When life throws you lemons make lemonade, when life throws you a losing chess game, throw a tantrum.

#18.  Why oh why are there so many forum topics about chess on Chess.com?

Aren't we at #16? Or thereabouts.

 Lol yeah pretty close to it.  It's taking awhile to think up 100, but I have #100 already and you and others might like that one, give me a day or two and I will fill in the others.  Peace poster.

#17: Lost brain: Microscopic, not very intelligent, stinks at chess. Reward of 5 million dollars.

 Lol that does sound like my short comings but who will pay 5 very large for it?  Not me. 

That's the irony of it. I could be better off without it.

#17.  Newest video posted on YouTube at the zoo, caught two monkeys playing chess.