Top 100 Forum Titles You Won't See on Chess.com

#45.  Parents don't let your kids grow up to be chess players.

#44.  You know you're on a bad date when the only thing your partner wants to do is play chess. 

# 43.  It is now legal to play chess while driving.

#43. Chess is racist and should be banned. 

Lol and why can the chess pieces only be black and white?

 Who's your writer because that's pretty darn good!  Can I keep and use that?

#42.  You know you are a redneck when you use your chessboard as a spittoon.

#41.  You know you are a redneck when you use your chessboard as an outhouse toilet seat.

#40.  Alcohol has no place on the chessboard, put it underneath.

#39.  Three Reasons Why Fischer Used Steroids.

To improve his game...where did he shoot them?

To support the street pusher.

To maintain the needle exchange program.

#38.  Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny play a Game of Chess. Who wins?

#37.  Can Anyone Else juggle all 32 pieces?

#36.  Will Steroids make me a better chess player?

#35. Chess-rabid weasel tossing is better than chess-boxing.

 The tooth fairy?

Or whom ever brings the best gifts.

 Yes but only in space.  And providing they don't have a hangover.

 It depends where you put them.

 Hmm in what country?

#39.  The only reason guys play chess is to impress their girlfriends.

and why do girls play chess? to impress me?