Haha I can just imagine the look he got from her when he first walked in the door. : ))
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I bet he kept the glow in the dark ones.
blueemu wrote:
True story. You can't just make this sort of stuff up.
Just kidding you Emu.
I thought you were in your 20's however and that is not a joke 
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I'm taking an IT course at college (at 57 years old). One of our mandatory subjects is Interpersonal Communications. Once each week for two months, a guest lecturer visits the school and gives a lecture at noon-hour, referred-to as a "Lunch-and-Learn"; and we are required to attend four of the eight lectures and write a report on each one for our IC instructor. Wayne, the IC instructor, doesn't attend them... just the students and the guest lecturer.
There is always some sort of hand-out... usually brochures or photocopies or whatever. In order to prove that we really attended, we have to turn in the hand-outs to Wayne, each signed with our name, and he later "takes attendance" by leafing through the hand-outs and checking off our names. Our IC class is made up of two combined classes... my own IT group (mixed men and women) and a Human Services class (almost entirely women).
This week's Lunch-and-Learn was on Sexually Transmitted Diseases: a wonderful subject to listen to while you're trying to eat. The hand-outs were... condoms. Everybody signed their names on the condoms and dropped them off in Wayne's mail-box.
When he got back to his office in the afternoon, his mail-box was stuffed full of condoms... and he couldn't just throw them away. He had to hang onto them until he had a chance to sort through them and take attendance. So he just poured them all into his brief-case and went off to teach his afternoon class.
When he gets home from school, Wayne always takes a 15-minute walk to relax himself and to burn off a few calories. The evening after the STD Lunch-and-Learn, Wayne's wife decided to unpack his briefcase while he was out having his walk. She reached into his brief-case, and came out with a handful of condoms, each signed with a different woman's name. After a moment of shock, she reached in again, and came out with more condoms, dozens of them, all signed... most of them by women, but including some men's names.
When Wayne got back from his walk, his wife was waiting for him... and he had some explaining to do.
True story. You can't just make this sort of stuff up.