Two-Sentence Stories

And said to the man running the stand, "quack, quack, quack. Got any... grass??"
The main said, “shush, little duck, would you please keep it down!”
”But yeah, I got a ton, and it’s the best in town”
And said to the man running the stand, "quack, quack, quack. Got any... grass??"
The main said, “shush, little duck, would you please keep it down!”
”But yeah, I got a ton, and it’s the best in town”
"Please don't do this, we know each other."
The only question now is, will they figure it out?