unable to play chess!
If you are unable to play chess you shouldn't try it any further.
If another player keeps kicking your wrinkled ass you should play chess anywhere else.
Or you could just ask the other player what is wrong with you and change, starting with your wrinkled ...
looking for fresh meat?
Think about it, no one knows about this phrase but you.
You could leave your imaginary world and enter another one, go and play with Ariga10, he is looking for fresh meat to kick ass playing chess.