Undertale (i know it’s completely off topic but idc)

Friend: Undertale is a weird game.
Me: You don’t even know the storyline!
Friend: Then what is the story?
Me: So...... YOU KNOW WHAT?! SCREW IT! WHY SHOULD I TELL YOU WHEN YOU’RE ABOUT TO DIE!!! *starts chasing Friend and waving two cardboard Undyne spears*
Friend: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*SPEAR OF JUSTICE INTENSIFIES*

Me: *listens to spear of justice*
Friend: Undertale is a weird game.
Me: You don’t even know the storyline!
Friend: Then what is the story?
Me: So...... YOU KNOW WHAT?! SCREW IT! WHY SHOULD I TELL YOU WHEN YOU’RE ABOUT TO DIE!!! *starts chasing Friend and waving two cardboard Undyne spears*
Friend: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*SPEAR OF JUSTICE INTENSIFIES*
Bye!