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My moment had finally come.
-Yeah.
I could just taste the adventure!
So, I mined my brains out.
Until I found two mysterious artifacts.
This thingy.
-And that cool thingy.
-Ohhh...
And when I put those two thingies together...
[energy pulsing]
-...you guessed it.
-[gasping]
It opened a portal to another world.
[echoing] The Overworld!
[sheep bleating]
[gasps]
This place blew my mind.
[yelping]
I'd never seen anything like it.
[bleating loudly]
Whoa!
Turns out it was the place I'd been looking for my whole life.
A world where anything you can imagine, you can create!
[exclaiming]
This is my first house.
Bam!
-My second house.
-Pshh!
And my third house, made entirely of sheep's wool.
Pink house!
Life was good.
-[thumping on door]
-[shrieking]
Except at night, which happens about every 20 minutes.
[zombies moaning]
It was times like these I wished I had a friend.
[wolf howling]
And then I heard it.
The howl of companionship.
[growling]
Actually, it was a wolf that wanted to eat me.
So I tamed him with a crusty femur bone.
-Maybe a bone, huh?
-Yeah.
-Hoo-hoo!
-[friendly yelp]
Attaboy...
-[barks]
-...Dennis.
He like a scratchy-scratch on the nariz.
Dennis, yeah.
Dennis and I were inseparable.
-[barks]
-We did everything together.
[Steve whoops]
-[Dennis barking]
-We built endless masterpieces.
The more I built, the better I got.
[Steve] Dennis, check it out!
♪ Welcome to Steve's ♪
Ohh! Yeah!
♪ I feel alive ♪
Lucky for me, pandas love to party.
And cows.
♪ I feel alive ♪
-Life was perfect.
-[barking playfully]
-Yeah.
I could just taste the adventure!
So, I mined my brains out.
Until I found two mysterious artifacts.
This thingy.
-And that cool thingy.
-Ohhh...
And when I put those two thingies together...
[energy pulsing]
-...you guessed it.
-[gasping]
It opened a portal to another world.
[echoing] The Overworld!
[sheep bleating]
[gasps]
This place blew my mind.
[yelping]
I'd never seen anything like it.
[bleating loudly]
Whoa!
Turns out it was the place I'd been looking for my whole life.
A world where anything you can imagine, you can create!
[exclaiming]
This is my first house.
Bam!
-My second house.
-Pshh!
And my third house, made entirely of sheep's wool.
Pink house!
Life was good.
-[thumping on door]
-[shrieking]
Except at night, which happens about every 20 minutes.
[zombies moaning]
It was times like these I wished I had a friend.
[wolf howling]
And then I heard it.
The howl of companionship.
[growling]
Actually, it was a wolf that wanted to eat me.
So I tamed him with a crusty femur bone.
-Maybe a bone, huh?
-Yeah.
-Hoo-hoo!
-[friendly yelp]
Attaboy...
-[barks]
-...Dennis.
He like a scratchy-scratch on the nariz.
Dennis, yeah.
Dennis and I were inseparable.
-[barks]
-We did everything together.
[Steve whoops]
-[Dennis barking]
-We built endless masterpieces.
The more I built, the better I got.
[Steve] Dennis, check it out!
♪ Welcome to Steve's ♪
Ohh! Yeah!
♪ I feel alive ♪
Lucky for me, pandas love to party.
And cows.
♪ I feel alive ♪
-Life was perfect.
-[barking playfully]
And the years simply flew by.
-[low rumbling]
-[wind hissing]
-[Dennis barking]
-[gasping]
Until one day, I came across
-some strange ruins.
-[Dennis whimpers]
And a conveniently placed chest.
Ha-hah!
Flint and steel.
Whoa!
[joyful shout]
[barks]
Dennis!
No, Dennis.
-[echoing shouts]
-[loud rumbling]
[Steve] Turns out we'd just opened a portal to a totally new dimension.
[pigs grunting, squealing]
The Nether.
There was no joy or creativity at all.
[pig screeching]
-Just a mindless lust for gold.
-[Dennis howls]
Dennis!
These piglin brutes had mined this realm into oblivion, led by Malgosha, the evil piglin sorceress who ruled the place.
Who are you, and why are you so round?
Leave the dog! Take me instead.
No, thanks.
I'll take both of you.
And that Orb.
Let's get one thing straight.
Where I come from, we call this a cube.
Seize them!
[Steve] Malgosha had finally got what she'd always wanted,
-the Orb of Dominance.
-[cackling]
[Steve] The most powerful cube-shaped orb in the entire universe.
Listen up, you pigs!
With this Orb, I will pillage the Overworld, and all its gold will be ours!
[cackling]
[Steve]
I couldn't let this happen.
The Overworld had saved me, and now I had to try to save it.
We have to stop her, Dennis.
So we escaped!
And stole back the Orb!
[warning horn blasting]
[Malgosha]
The Roundling got away!
Find him and bring me that Orb!
Hurry, Dennis.
Take this to Earth.
Follow my scent to 149 Holly Oak Drive.
You got that, boy?
-[affirmative growl]
-Good boy.
You're the last hope for this world.
-Now, run! Go, boy!
-[Dennis barking]
Run, fluff nugget!
You got this, Dennis, I love you!
Run!
Get off of me!
[barks]
[Steve]
Dennis was a hero that day.
He ran like the wind.
I didn't know if I'd ever see him again, but we had a world to save.
-[flesh sizzling]
-[squealing in pain]
[Steve] So he ran all the way back to my house on Earth and hid the most powerful object in existence under my waterbed.
As long as the Orb stays hidden, the Overworld will be safe.
[howling]
[Steve] Wait a second.
Putting it under my waterbed's a horrible plan.
Run, fluff nugget!
You got this, Dennis, I love you!
Run!
Get off of me!
[barks]
[Steve]
Dennis was a hero that day.
He ran like the wind.
I didn't know if I'd ever see him again, but we had a world to save.
-[flesh sizzling]
-[squealing in pain]
[Steve] So he ran all the way back to my house on Earth and hid the most powerful object in existence under my waterbed.
As long as the Orb stays hidden, the Overworld will be safe.
[howling]
[Steve] Wait a second.
Putting it under my waterbed's a horrible plan.
["When I'm Gone" by Dirty Honey playing]
You got this, Dennis, I love you!
Run!
Get off of me!
[barks]
[Steve]
Dennis was a hero that day.
He ran like the wind.
I didn't know if I'd ever see him again, but we had a world to save.
-[flesh sizzling]
-[squealing in pain]
[Steve] So he ran all the way back to my house on Earth and hid the most powerful object in existence under my waterbed.
As long as the Orb stays hidden, the Overworld will be safe.
[howling]
[Steve] Wait a second.
Putting it under my waterbed's a horrible plan.
["When I'm Gone" by Dirty Honey playing]
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Man shut the fu-
Bro just texted all the subtitles in the Minecraft Movie
Wow all this words were just the intro to the movie
Only ten percent of the movie actually 🤓
No sh-
🤪pardon my language🤪
🤣
U must be sooo bored
This is everything from the Minecraft movie to the emoji movie all the movies
No cus I’m also talking to you guys
#inb4thelock spammm
Millions and billions of them.
Well, guess what?
This one is all mine.
[hawk screeches]
My name is Steve.
And as a child, I yearned for the mines.
[growling]
[Steve]
But it didn't really work out.
Go on! Get out of here!
-Mommy!
-[Steve]
So, I did a terrible thing.
[miner] Go on! Shoo!
-[Steve] I grew up.
-[miner] Run!
-[phones ringing]
-[Steve] Yep, that's me.
Same shirt, same pants.
The only thing missing, was my soul.
-What was I doing with my life?
-[sighs heavily]
I wasn't meant to sell doorknobs.
And then one day, I remembered something!
[cackles]
[gasping]
[Steve, singsong] That's right!
The mines!
So I geared up to dig deeper and find out what I'd been missing.
And this time, I was unstoppable.