Girl: My boyfriend asked to play doctor. I kept him waiting outside the bedroom door for an hour.
Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
Q: Is Google male or female?
A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
Girlfriend: "Am I pretty or ugly?"
Boyfriend: "You're both."
Girlfriend: "What do you mean?"
Boyfriend: "You're pretty ugly."
What did the boy car say to the girl car?
You drive me crazy!
What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
Will you take my hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand?
What did the boy cat say to the girl car?
You are purrfect!
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