Very serious

My first post in like one year, I thought this college essay is pretty funny

I am the best candidate for your school because I am very very cool. I do a lot of things like eat, sleep, and sometimes breathe. Some people say I am smart but I don’t really like school that much because homework is boring. My dog agrees that I am great, and he is very wise for a dog. 

I once tried to volunteer but then I got distracted by my phone, so I think that shows I have priorities. I also watch a lot of YouTube and that teaches me important skills like knowing memes and how to type LOL really fast. School trips are fun sometimes, but only if there’s candy. I am not sure what I want to study, maybe everything, maybe nothing, it’s hard to decide.

In conclusion, I deserve to go to your school because I exist. I have feelings and I think that counts for something. If you accept me, I will probably show up sometimes and maybe do stuff. Thanks for reading this and I hope you pick me because I really like pencils.

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You're getting into Harvard blud

Does your dog have a long white beard? He is very wise.

As someone who is in the middle of writing college essays, this is perfect.

Indeed a cool guy

Meh, this could be much funnier. I would throw this one out if I looked at it.

Haven’t seen you in a while, MistakeEraser! How’ve you been?

No, it's just a mistake that should be erased.

I'm good how about you

lol glad you got it

Wonderful.

As someone who's doing their college essay right now-you have captured my struggle so well