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Always remember brahs that brah is brah, brah. 

I agree, I can be totally boring. I apologize for not meeting your standards. 

It works both ways. Some folks that you first encounter on the internet become friends in the flesh; others that you've known for years keep in touch through cyberspace. I'll admit, though, there are many here whom I hope never to meet.

Just to make sure - r u saying that you're voting for Sebleb?

Harryz and Loek: Are you sure that you want to change your votes? You will not be able to change them a second time.

Also, I think I'll probably implement a no changing votes rule for the next election. Since changing votes was not explicitly forbidden in the rules for this election it will be permitted.

Try to implement some rules against campaigning at the polling station. That's what provoked me to reconsider my vote.

Yes, that too. But the thing is, the only way to ensure that no campaigning occurrs is for me to block all of the candidates until the voting period is over, and I really don't want to have to do that. Plus, even if I did block all of the candidates, their fans could still campaign for them.

Yes, I know it for sure. I want to change my vote.

No problem. Yes, you are boring, but as you so rightly assumed, I have standards of which your posts failed to meet. 

Now i know why you are hurt, brah. Sorry for ignoring you before. I know that you are troll and maybe a  little intimated by me, since I have destroyed many challengers, bticker,tarah and some others. Here is the link of kayak21, trying to get my attention. LMAO. Step your game up a little more brah. Then maybe brah I will give you  some attention. Thanks for reading my posts, brah, i appreciate the support. But step your game up brah before brah i brah will recognize you brah. And in this world of withheld permissions may you fly higher than the skies.

http://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/stupid-comments?page=15

Look up my company grandmaster trolling. The details should be on the forum titled "chess.com didn't respond to me in 24 hours." That is all, after 2 laugh and my sympathies accompanied with supportive words. LMAO....LOLOLOLOL... OOOOOOOHHH..You're a big boy now.

By "Mhm," do you mean "yes"?

Ok, got it. Your vote was successful. I'll update the standings when more votes come in.

Google translate doesn't understand you either. You use many words but say absolutely nothing.

I don't know about anybody else, but I've always hoped that Kay and LetsGoHome would eventually date.  This latest news seems like somewhat of a setback.  :(

For you must  understand that  my knowledge does indeed transcend even  a program designed by the top computer programmers of the top, most innovative company in this world. I will give you an analogy, brah, to try and attenuate the complexity of my words, brah, a chess analogy at that. A GM playing a 400 rated player can understand every effacious possibility that the (400 rated)player hopes to achieve, thus victory is an eventuality. However, a 400 rated player will probably never be able to comprehend  the subtleties of each move of the GM. To put it in layman's terms, on the dichotomy of genius and sub-par intelligence(SPI) the genius can understand the thought process of  SPI, but may not concur with the reasons behind the thought process (this is  why a smart person can teach or take advantage of one with less intelligence, in theory). However, the SPI may never be able understand the thought process of a genius, because he if could he would then change his thought process (utility theory). 

Thus, my disciple, you have given me the greatest honour of saying that a computer program cannot understand the prespicaciousness and abstractness of my arguments, thus the ONLY logical conclusion is that I am the highest intellectual in the universe, because based on your quote if i was an idiot then this computer program would have been surely  able to understand me.  For if a computer program formulated by top programmers fails to understand me, how can you, my kayaking friend. 

FYI Brah, Google translate cannot translate  English to Letsgohome English, for it is a benchmark that only I and my regular followers have attained. For only we have been able to ascertain the abilities of true comprehension. 

Brah, I have an important question for you that i implore you to answer, why do you love using emotions (faces) so much? 

In this world of withheld permissions may you fly higher than my intellectual level. 

Bergman: Of course I would wish to meet you all someday. Why not? I don't hate any of you. If you can't handle a little trolling then you need to get thicker skin. ;) I love everyone. Even the lesser of intelligence. I do not exclude. Do not get my wrong I do get angry. But there is a difference between anger and hatred.

Keep your fingers cross, brah. You never know what the future has in store, brah, you never know. 

If things do lead into long term commitment, I'd like to give Kay away at your wedding.  Sort of like a surrogate Dad for that crazy Britian.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 This is why I look up to you man, lol, this is the funniest thing I have seen on chess.com.  Sir, I humbly bow to you. And in this world of withheld permissions may you fly higher than the heavens. 

Haha.  Thanks for that.  Gotta keep things light and bouncy or the world sometimes gets unbearable.