XD part 2!
Want a boyfriend?
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How about if you can’t be bothered to make the effort of talking to anyone? 🤔
SophieheartsYuvixoxo wrote:
what is this 😂😂😂
A thread you'll only catch me creating.
tibbyyyy wrote:
How about if you can’t be bothered to make the effort of talking to anyone? 🤔
So real
Oop
tibbyyyy wrote:
How about if you can’t be bothered to make the effort of talking to anyone? 🤔
Either purchase a cardboard cutout for $15 or use very amazing facial expressions.
Got-Dead wrote:
thanks, imma use this advice
Sounds great. Let me know if you need anything.
It is quality advice though. I could have used this a few months ago, but luckily he manned up (I'm only joking yuvi)
SophieheartsYuvixoxo wrote:
It is quality advice though. I could have used this a few months ago, but luckily he manned up (I'm only joking yuvi)
I think my dating advice pushed him over the edge. But don't worry, you don't have to thank me. I'll add a tally mark for the relationships I've created.
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Buy one, of course! You have a few options when it comes to buying a boyfriend. Buying a real one comes with a lot of money spent on your behalf for someone who is just… there. If you want to take control of the relationship and set the tone with no additional pressure, I recommend purchasing a custom cardboard cutout boyfriend to create one that’s just your type. You could give him a mustache, a beard, swexy cheekbones, or whatever!
https://cardboardcutouts.com/life-size-standup/
For girls, you don’t even have to ask for one online. You can simply lurk around in the “Will you date the person above you” thread and dating clubs until some desperate guy asks to date you. You can even ask them if you feel more comfortable doing so. Friending people with very swexy profile pictures is best. But, unfortunately for all of you, you girlies will have to see past me, since I’m taken with my queen Ari.
But you guys always seem to want a boyfriend in real life that’s not a cardboard cutout. Don’t worry, I’ve got you covered. You can do a lot to maximize your chances of dating a boy. First, you should brush your teeth twice per day, and constantly be chewing Extra Polar Ice gum, given that we all love that smell. You should wear loads of perfumes that smell the swexiest to grab the attention of your crush! You shall constantly be brushing your hair with a portable mirror to look prettiest. You should constantly make flirtatious gestures, such as tapping his shoulder and going the other way, and others you can think of! You can wear whatever you want, but I would recommend a bright pink dress so you can get a few looks from your crush! And it just looks so slay, duh. And maybe some high heels to look taller. That’s up to you.
When you’ve finally gained the courage to talk to this special someone, here’s my advice. You should go up to him, get his attention, and do a swexy hair flip. This will immediately swoon him, and you can do the rest. When you finally say something to him, use your very better cute slay girlie voice to further gain his attention and swoon him further. Since you have school ot whatnot to get to, you should probably keep things simple and quick. Say “Excuse me, um, I love you” or another Ari line to win this guy over and gain a boyfriend! Congratulations, you’ve done it!
But what if that’s too much pressure? Do not fear; Basix is here for advice! You should simply be yourself and look for the right guy over time. You need to be patient and not rush into a relationship so quickly. What if it’s not all about how much cologne you wear, how girlie your voice is, and your swexyness in general? It’s as easy as talking to a guy for a while as friends and trying to start a relationship. Be patient, start talking to this particular boy for a while, and only then should you try and date her. Let your amazing personality shine, or whatever. (Plus, guys are very desperate and will date almost everyone. Keek!)
Don’t worry, I’m just kidding you. Don’t take that seriously. Like all of my threads, I like to throw in a few jokes. Take the rest seriously, please.
That’s all! There’s more, of course, but we would be here all day if I were to share everything here with you. Not all heroes wear capes, some give great dating advice to online communities. Good luck on your journey to getting a boyfriend, and I hope my advice to you was helpful! Thanks for reading, have an amazing day, and continue to be the swexy eternal sunshine that you are! Get out there and let your swexyness shine! Have fun with your cardboard cutouts, girlies!