(Warning: Joke) Would anyone care to date me?

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Shrek-X-Squidward
ChampoftheCommieCamp wrote:
Shrek-X-Squidward wrote:
ChampoftheCommieCamp wrote:

Comrade lighten up

I WILL STAB YOU WITH ANY OBJECT I SEE YOU FOUL CHUNK OF MEAT

Ad baculum?

My jab would send you to your place if it comes to that...

COMRADE i have come to my senses forgive my insolence!! 

ChampoftheBepoCamp
M1m1c15 wrote:
Yeah the peppa pig guy is really annoying

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BattleChessGN18

The last time I threw dates at someone, a kindly elderly woman of 65 years  realize that I was aiming for the trashcan. She was simply in the wrong place at the wrong time. She slapped the back of my shoulders as we roared in laughter; realizing it was all a comedic accident.

Never again would I date anyone, because next time, I wouldn't be so lucky. o.O

M1m1c15
I said your really annoying, fight me
ChampoftheBepoCamp
BattleChessGN18 wrote:

The last time I threw dates at someone, a kindly elderly woman of 65 years  realize that I was aiming for the trashcan. She was simply in the wrong place at the wrong time. She slapped the back of my shoulders as we roared in laughter; realizing it was all a comedic accident.

Never again would I date anyone, because next time, I wouldn't be so lucky. o.O

Old women are fine! 65 years young, much love!

BattleChessGN18

This one in question still jogged a nice little speed. Very fit and active, like she was still 45.

ChampoftheBepoCamp
BattleChessGN18 wrote:

This one in question still jogged a nice little speed. Very fit and active, like she was still 45.

45 years young!

luke_here

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ChampoftheBepoCamp
luke_here wrote:

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Um your a ageist?

SadWolfi
Lol
weizou
Jbehopeful1 wrote:
luke_here wrote:
oliviadebayona wrote:
Treasure_Chesss wrote:

LmaOZ

u have me and mandy <3

And Olivia 😌😏💕😉

yeah i don't- 3...uh...3 girls- no. not happening.

how bout just one forget abt dem how bout me😏

NO HE'S MINE

RainbowWantsUtojoinB1zhub

nop he's mine <3

ChampoftheBepoCamp

sabre is a weapon?

RainbowWantsUtojoinB1zhub
Jbehopeful1 wrote:
Jbehopeful1 wrote:
RainbowWantsUtojoinB1zhub wrote:

nop he's mine <3

W3 can Share him =)

 

only if u both dom me <3

luke_here

guys this isn't a competition xD 

luke_here
Jbehopeful1 wrote:
RainbowWantsUtojoinB1zhub wrote:
Jbehopeful1 wrote:
Jbehopeful1 wrote:
RainbowWantsUtojoinB1zhub wrote:

nop he's mine <3

W3 can Share him =)

 

only if u both dom me <3

Shiiiii a 3sum? Deal

uhm- 

RainbowWantsUtojoinB1zhub
luke_here wrote:

guys this isn't a competition xD 

it is now <3

cmon bby~ lets cuddle hehe~

RainbowWantsUtojoinB1zhub
Jbehopeful1 wrote:
RainbowWantsUtojoinB1zhub wrote:
Jbehopeful1 wrote:
Jbehopeful1 wrote:
RainbowWantsUtojoinB1zhub wrote:

nop he's mine <3

W3 can Share him =)

 

only if u both dom me <3

Shiiiii a 3sum? Deal

fine by me UwU

RainbowWantsUtojoinB1zhub
Jbehopeful1 wrote:
luke_here wrote:
Jbehopeful1 wrote:
RainbowWantsUtojoinB1zhub wrote:
Jbehopeful1 wrote:
Jbehopeful1 wrote:
RainbowWantsUtojoinB1zhub wrote:

nop he's mine <3

W3 can Share him =)

 

only if u both dom me <3

Shiiiii a 3sum? Deal

uhm- 

U down?

yknow if he doesn't want to we can pull him to the bed ourselves hehe~

luke_here
RainbowWantsUtojoinB1zhub wrote:
Jbehopeful1 wrote:
luke_here wrote:
Jbehopeful1 wrote:
RainbowWantsUtojoinB1zhub wrote:
Jbehopeful1 wrote:
Jbehopeful1 wrote:
RainbowWantsUtojoinB1zhub wrote:

nop he's mine <3

W3 can Share him =)

 

only if u both dom me <3

Shiiiii a 3sum? Deal

uhm- 

U down?

yknow if he doesn't want to we can pull him to the bed ourselves hehe~

I'm worried.