(Warning: Joke) Would anyone care to date me?

The last time I threw dates at someone, a kindly elderly woman of 65 years realize that I was aiming for the trashcan. She was simply in the wrong place at the wrong time. She slapped the back of my shoulders as we roared in laughter; realizing it was all a comedic accident.
Never again would I date anyone, because next time, I wouldn't be so lucky. o.O

The last time I threw dates at someone, a kindly elderly woman of 65 years realize that I was aiming for the trashcan. She was simply in the wrong place at the wrong time. She slapped the back of my shoulders as we roared in laughter; realizing it was all a comedic accident.
Never again would I date anyone, because next time, I wouldn't be so lucky. o.O
Old women are fine! 65 years young, much love!

This one in question still jogged a nice little speed. Very fit and active, like she was still 45.
45 years young!

LmaOZ
u have me and mandy <3
And Olivia 😌😏💕😉
yeah i don't- 3...uh...3 girls- no. not happening.
how bout just one forget abt dem how bout me😏
NO HE'S MINE

nop he's mine <3
W3 can Share him =)
only if u both dom me <3

nop he's mine <3
W3 can Share him =)
only if u both dom me <3
Shiiiii a 3sum? Deal
uhm-

nop he's mine <3
W3 can Share him =)
only if u both dom me <3
Shiiiii a 3sum? Deal
fine by me UwU

nop he's mine <3
W3 can Share him =)
only if u both dom me <3
Shiiiii a 3sum? Deal
uhm-
U down?
yknow if he doesn't want to we can pull him to the bed ourselves hehe~

nop he's mine <3
W3 can Share him =)
only if u both dom me <3
Shiiiii a 3sum? Deal
uhm-
U down?
yknow if he doesn't want to we can pull him to the bed ourselves hehe~
I'm worried.
Comrade lighten up
I WILL STAB YOU WITH ANY OBJECT I SEE YOU FOUL CHUNK OF MEAT
Ad baculum?
My jab would send you to your place if it comes to that...
COMRADE i have come to my senses forgive my insolence!!