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You run dum dum 

SpacePodz
But how do I get my scissors back?
JackRoach
SpacePodz wrote:
But how do I get my scissors back?

You don't.

If you prefer, you can die instead and your scissors will remain safe.

sndeww
SpacePodz wrote:
But how do I get my scissors back?

At staples

JackRoach
B1ZMARK wrote:
SpacePodz wrote:
But how do I get my scissors back?

At staples

That's not the same pair tho.

(You got comment 69)

sndeww

Ok 👌 

sndeww
DoubtfulLullaby wrote:

Or he can just tumble toward you

Then he stabs himself 

SpacePodz
Ok, here’s the plan. It’s a sunny afternoon. I walk into an alleyway and come across a serial killer. (Don’t ask how I know he’s a serial killer) I of course do what any person would do and give him my scissors. He now cannot run and has to walk towards me. However, I lied. The scissors are a trap. They have a bomb inside. The bomb kills the serial killer, and I calmly pull out my real scissors and walk away. Then I go home and cry myself to sleep because I’m 700 rapid.
JackRoach
B1ZMARK wrote:
DoubtfulLullaby wrote:

Or he can just tumble toward you

Then he stabs himself 

What if they saw their leg off and hit you with it?

sndeww

They’d die first 

sndeww
SpacePodz wrote:
Ok, here’s the plan. It’s a sunny afternoon. I walk into an alleyway and come across a serial killer. (Don’t ask how I know he’s a serial killer) I of course do what any person would do and give him my scissors. He now cannot run and has to walk towards me. However, I lied. The scissors are a trap. They have a bomb inside. The bomb kills the serial killer, and I calmly pull out my real scissors and walk away. Then I go home and cry myself to sleep because I’m 700 rapid.

I’m proud of you 

JackRoach
B1ZMARK wrote:

They’d die first 

Not if they have another leg

SpacePodz
@B1ZMARK don’t get used to it, doubt you’ll feel proud of me very often 😞
sndeww

That’s why I bothered typing it, because I know it won’t happen again 

SpacePodz
I will cherish it because you are probably the member that hates me the most, and that’s impressive because I’m VERY annoying.
hypermuddish

gosh

KyloAPPROVES

So um. About the scissors tactic.

KyloAPPROVES

Gorrilla tape can hold down anything

KyloAPPROVES

And its faster then glue

KyloAPPROVES

:tup