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You run dum dum 

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But how do I get my scissors back?
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SpacePodz wrote:
But how do I get my scissors back?

You don't.

If you prefer, you can die instead and your scissors will remain safe.

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SpacePodz wrote:
But how do I get my scissors back?

At staples

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B1ZMARK wrote:
SpacePodz wrote:
But how do I get my scissors back?

At staples

That's not the same pair tho.

(You got comment 69)

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Ok 👌 

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DoubtfulLullaby wrote:

Or he can just tumble toward you

Then he stabs himself 

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Ok, here’s the plan. It’s a sunny afternoon. I walk into an alleyway and come across a serial killer. (Don’t ask how I know he’s a serial killer) I of course do what any person would do and give him my scissors. He now cannot run and has to walk towards me. However, I lied. The scissors are a trap. They have a bomb inside. The bomb kills the serial killer, and I calmly pull out my real scissors and walk away. Then I go home and cry myself to sleep because I’m 700 rapid.
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B1ZMARK wrote:
DoubtfulLullaby wrote:

Or he can just tumble toward you

Then he stabs himself 

What if they saw their leg off and hit you with it?

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They’d die first 

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SpacePodz wrote:
Ok, here’s the plan. It’s a sunny afternoon. I walk into an alleyway and come across a serial killer. (Don’t ask how I know he’s a serial killer) I of course do what any person would do and give him my scissors. He now cannot run and has to walk towards me. However, I lied. The scissors are a trap. They have a bomb inside. The bomb kills the serial killer, and I calmly pull out my real scissors and walk away. Then I go home and cry myself to sleep because I’m 700 rapid.

I’m proud of you 

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B1ZMARK wrote:

They’d die first 

Not if they have another leg

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@B1ZMARK don’t get used to it, doubt you’ll feel proud of me very often 😞
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That’s why I bothered typing it, because I know it won’t happen again 

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I will cherish it because you are probably the member that hates me the most, and that’s impressive because I’m VERY annoying.
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gosh

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So um. About the scissors tactic.

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Gorrilla tape can hold down anything

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And its faster then glue

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:tup