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Thanks to my newly cultivated liver, I feel no regrets anymore when being a drunk all the time! Huzzah!

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Only 300 commercials before my favorite NewTube show starts? Geez, count me lucky!

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They legalized Ultraweed now ... our whole society is doomed!

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feels good after eating with my friend over phone......her perfume suited her perfectly

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With my four combined face masks on, will I be safe of the new OmegaZeta B-23 variant of Covid ...?

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Thank heavens, I wish you good health.

"Give strong drink unto him that is ready to perish, and wine unto those that be of heavy hearts. Let him drink, and forget his poverty, and remember his misery no more."

(Proverbs 31 : 6-7)

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It ... it doesn't seem to really work for me, especially the last part.

edit: in response to # 10

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I've eaten many exotic meats in my life ... like beef.

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all the co19 crap is prep for their nwo dogsh_T martial law bunk then mark man that he may buy or sell only who has the mark before armeggeddon GARBAGE while they murder the elders genesidal psychopathic all war mongers wishing to own everything and have their susceptible society under their whim to do as they please with them! it’s all a buyout, many fearfully were payed hugely to create such it’s FLAT OUT FABRICATION !

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An apt reflection of what I said in post #5.

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the deal bout ultra weed is……… ?

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It makes one sound like a paranoid, raving fool.

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dude lol it’s something that allows you to heat up fabrics for to add some design.. it ain’t any narcotic 

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You realize this is a joke thread, right? Not a platform to spout your religious nonsense.

Jeez, and I just unblocked you yesterday ...

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where you find religion in my first post or any other? Your #9 post mentioned lousy fabricated pandemic and I responded.

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I could’ve posted this….but hadn’t, yet now roflmao I have along with this

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Obsessed. 

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lol =)

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Have you guys seen the new Minecraft 3.0 update?!
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Creeperfac3 wrote:
Have you guys seen the new Minecraft 3.0 update?!

The one where when you die in the game, you die in real life? No, haven't got to it yet.