What Beats Rock? 🪨

me having no clue what that is

Doubleplusgood Oceanian Education

me not living in oceania

Oceanic propaganda denying Rock's existence

physical evidence of sir rocks existence on multiple beaches

Oceanic propagandizers eliminating all such evidence

the evidence being in England

Oceania controlling England

The king not being ok with that

The king being rectified in a joycamp by miniluv.

The king not going because the king can do what he wants

383 The king suddenly not being a king anymore

The king suddenly being a king again

Bulgarians eating him

Serbians, Romanians, Greek, and Turkish people eating Bulgarians

him having vegito’s forcefield, and therefore not being digested and exiting painfully (for the Bulgarian) into the toilet, killing all the Bulgarians, and being king again

#387

Assassins from the future